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@godpod … as a Canadian. 🇨🇦 Whomst among us hasn’t woked on water, say, in mid-January? 😇

😂 Honestly I’m sub-mediocre at “L’Hockey,” but I can go pretty fast on skates, just … 🤷‍♀️ on a river or lake, or whatever.

@godpod … follow-up … any of several metions to “woking” on water, can be explained by a “sand-bar.” … but … that doesn’t discredit the stories … just means I know what a sand-bar is. 😂

@godpod dont forget the wok of your life

@godpod I think 'woke' is telling people some of the uncomfortable truths that they really, really don't want to know.

@godpod I'm an even skinned Jesus.

@godpod I am rolling on the floor laughing at this. Although, it may be weed, I’m really high. Either way, I love it and am drinking tears of joy.