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@georgetakei
🤦🤭😂OMG, thank you for that wonderful early morning good giggle.

@georgetakei
Reminds me of a Brenda who texted me thinking I was Arlene.
Brenda: "Hi Arlene, let's continue here 😘
I am available this Saturday at 09:00 assuming you only want a pedicure and no shellac.
Is that okay?
Brenda"

I decided to respond, even though I am not Arlene.

Me: "I assume it's free, right?" 😊
Brenda: "What do you mean? The shellac?"
Me: "All of it. I want it if it's free, can't I?"
Brenda "Kidding right? Find someone else."
Me "Say hi to Arlene from me and tell her I tried 😂"

@georgetakei fuck your normal garden bin collection!

@georgetakei Those emojis are kind of small and can be hard to decipher.