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@georgetakei

Oh, poor Lindsey Graham! Oh, poor Kyle Rittenhouse! Oh, poor Jenna Ellis!

personally, I think they should be dunned for their performative weeping.

A year per tear.

@georgetakei I have a feeling this is just setting up an ineffective assistance of counsel defence for the Donald. Seems unlikely that she’s really had a come to Jesus moment.

@Padjo @georgetakei What whould she have to be paid to take that kind of fall?

@georgetakei She may take her lawyer and Christian responsibilities seriously, but we don't.

@coyoty @georgetakei one hopes there is a god at times so they can hear what assholes they've actually been in this life before she casts them into hell forever

@darwinwoodka @coyoty @georgetakei

I think we are dealing with the people hell sent back.

@georgetakei

Manure is scored on a 1 to 5 basis, with a score of 1 being very fluid and 5 being extremely dry and segmented. I give that performance a 3 at best. Cry harder next time.

@georgetakei She smiled more hen she got arrested then when she settled the wrap. ❄️

@georgetakei she's continuing to push conspiracies on her X account

@georgetakei As an attorney who is not even vaguely a Christian, I would like to respond in the following calm, reasoned, and mature manner to Ellis's clear implication that Christian lawyers are more likely to take their jobs seriously than other lawyers.

@georgetakei It’s clear that Jesus doesn’t love her. Sorry about the failed Rapture couple of weeks ago, Jenna, time to go back to representing parking garages.

@georgetakei

"Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it."

@georgetakei Russel Drew is wrong. It's fine for a lawyer to represent axe murderers or anybody else; every citizen is entitled to legal representation & it doesn't matter if counsel knows their client is guilty.
What a lawyer can't do is commit crimes on behalf of a client.

@georgetakei
Don't cry for me, A-mer-ica.
I kept my promise.
Don’t keep your distance.

@georgetakei I just want to say one thing George Takei 2024 anything, President, Senator, Congress. We need Sulu at the helm