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The Criswell Mirror

GOUT! GOUT! LET IT ALL OUT! Wilfred Brimley, well-known actor, oatmeal shill, and spokesperson for , has recently revealed how he cured himself of -- a painful form of arthritis affecting the joints in the feet.

According to Wilfred, the secret lies in a family secret: a homeopathic remedy consisting of a mixture of ground ginger root, honey, and 100% pure apple cider vinegar.

According to Wilfred, "This stuff is the bomb! It's cheap and easy to make, and it works like a charm! I'll take that recipe of ground ginger root, honey, and 100% pure apple cider vinegar to my grave!"