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What's the wildest unprovable thing that you absolutely believe? Mine is that, if I don't die at 40, I'll live to 92.

Related: I'm terrified of being 40 someday.

@HG

Being 40 is pretty awesome, honestly. I'm much happier than I was when I was 20. My shit is more sorted out and I'm more self aware.

@passenger

It sounds pretty good! Especially if I make it to 41.

@HG

Okay so to reassure you I went and looked in the actuarial tables. The probability of a university-educated White American man dying at age 40 is 0.003780

If you're not a numbers guy then that's zero point three seven eight percent. You have a less than 0.4% chance of dying at exactly that age.

Of course, like the odds of being killed by your own dustbin, it's never zero. But it's unlikely. Take courage.

Twotired

@passenger @HG So you’re saying I should get rid of my dustbin. Got it.