"I AM WORTHY OF LOVE," I screamed at the gumball machine, which had now given me five handfuls of black licorice gum in a row
That's a handful of love you have right there.
If you don't want it, I'll fall into the gumball machine's waiting arms.
I hate it when all the people that I know would rather leave me in a bowl.
@ReticentTurnip So lucky!!
... At that point just accept God has forsaken you...