If this was an #RPG or a #TTRPG, my Lv 1 Feat would be that talking is always a free action, even and especially if I'm talking shit.
NPC looks scary?
I got a cheery opener and a unironic smile
I've been debuffed?
I got a witty insult in response
I land a critical hit?
Will Smith-esque "wooooooo!"
Engaging with threats?
I draw aggro like i was born to do it
As i grow in level, I'd roll to cause some kind of effect with all that talking. I'm an #extrovert and a witty, quick thinker. #Talking is always the easy part for me