There are Mormons in the area, stopping people very politely to ask them about their god.
I am alternating between wanting to sing "the Mormons are coming!" or asking them if they've seen the film, Heretic?
@LordWoolamaloo they arrive at Edinburgh every year at the same time of year, hingin aboot the Links and the Meadows looking for young vulnerable students.
It is utterly immoral, preying on people when they are at their weakest.