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The fact that candy corn still exists in the year 2024 says a lot about our civilization...
The week before #Halloween seems a good time to post some candy-themed memes.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
Awww, but I actually like candy corn
I think it's one of those things in life that are like cats or bagpipes-- a person either loves them or hates them.
Candy corn is just honey, butter, and vanilla. I don't get what's not to like about. But different strokes to move the world
@AnneTheWriter1 I guess I'm a crayon eating psychopath because I love that stuff.
@AnneTheWriter1 are you team Peeps? those are awful. Way worse seasonal candy than candy corn.
*we also still have licorice candy… which, why?
The one that beats them all, imo, are those STALE marshmallow peanuts.
#JerrySeinfeld #Halloween #Candy #TrickOrTreat #Standup #Comedy