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wouldn’t motherfuckers categorically only fuck mothers

I mean… She’s a mother now. Kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Not necessarily. As a literal motherfucker, it’s not that I categorically people who aren’t mothers, I just happened to only fall in love with women who happen to be mothers for the last decade and a half 🤷

Is the photo taker implying someone had sex with that statue to make it pregnant? Or do they mean “fuck with” as in, negatively alter?

Well, do whatever you want, but you can’t re-virgin the olive oil.

I’ve watched that scene from Space Dandy. I know what she’s into.