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God :verified:

Would it help if I resigned and replaced myself with the holy trinity of Dolly Parton, Beyonce and Taylor Swift?

Nov 12, 2023, 21:21 · · Buffer · 38 · 168
kasperd
No, it wouldn't change anything. People would still keep believing what they have always believed.
Linerd

@godpod I'd say no. I'd prefer Richard Stallman instead :)

Pandanus

@godpod heretic! The eternal holy trinity is Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin.

Mike Weston

@godpod Oh no! God doesn't use the Oxford comma!

スパックマン クリス

@mweston @godpod

Clickbait headline: Use this one trick to know if your god is the real god!

(Cause, yeah, a real god would use the Oxford comma.)

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Diatomato

@mweston @godpod we can troubleshoot this: God meant Taylonce. That’s how the Bible works.

0re0

@godpod The truth comes out. You just wanted all the women for yourself. Even if you were wrong. Take out dolly for Katy Perry. Then we cool.

gretared

@godpod I mean, you seem to have your hands full, friend

TheSwiftDojo

@godpod you would still be insisting on the 3 is One thing? No even that wouldn’t work. Nice try though

AvvieLanche

@godpod no Beyonce. And Taylor makes music for girls that give toothy head. Dolly, Debbie Harry, and Keanu Reeves

nI'taQ

@godpod Could you insert Leonard Nimoy somehow?

Dogpile

@godpod if you were real, yes

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