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George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽

Republican Rep. Buddy Carter of Georgia has submitted a bill that would change the name of Greenland to "Red, White, and Blueland"—and he's dead serious.

@georgetakei look at this fat fuck and his little shit bagdes

@georgetakei
The look.on his face is one of stupidity being observed.

@jasperbuma @georgetakei No British, no wait French, no wait Taiwanian, no wait Cambodian, no wait Slovakian...

@georgetakei someone please just check Google Maps! 😅 😅 😅

@georgetakei Oh, I think donald prefers green, actually.

@georgetakei I would like to propose an amendment that henceforth the country formerly known as Iceland shall be known as the Land of Nod. Thank you.

@georgetakei how many times are we going to think to ourselves: "what a retard"

@georgetakei It started with The Blob writing his name onto literally ANYTHING he laid those tiny hands on, a painfully embarrassing habit as it is. Now it looks as if it rubs off. 🙄

@georgetakei The more insidious part of this bill is that it authorizes the president to enter negotiations to acquire Greenland.

congress.gov/bill/119th-congre

CC: @repthompson As an American, I am embarrassed by this bill. As a human, am offended.

@georgetakei I’m delighted. Ehrm. Ouch. Sorry. I accidently read „and he’s dead, serious“. My silly fault.

Well, interpunction could save democracy in some cases.

@georgetakei
afterwards is he going to get to the price of food in the stores?

@georgetakei
Sounds like diversion tactics to me.
Don't lose track of the important things.

@georgetakei Nice Move! I'll start a referendum in the Bundestag to change the name of Georgia to "Marbleslost".

@georgetakei We should respond to every single action like this with "OTISBERG?" and see who gets the joke.

@georgetakei How many stumps could a stump jumper jump if a stump jumper could jump stumps?

@georgetakei please someone tell him that the images he sees online are based on a Red Green Blue system, and he should start by ensuring all the images on his computer have Green set to 0, until Greenland is bought.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com
Trust me, as someone that lived in Georgia for 25 years, all Georgia Republicans are dipshits like Carter.

@georgetakei It's already understood that USA can change the name(s) of any place it wants, for use inside USA.

Please keep it off our maps in Canada and elsewhere. That bracketed (Gulf of America) is utter bullshit. Nobody wants it, so stop foisting it on countries that aren't involved with your renewed shitty government.

Google fucking sucks...

@georgetakei Hopefully we are keeping a list of all the stuipd things we'll need to revert once #felon47, #fElon, and most of the #GOP are in prison.

@georgetakei This increasingly sounds like a Baldrick class cunning plan to help non US mapping companies. Once every landmark has been renamed, San-Francisco renamed to Saint-Francis, Corpus Christi to Body of Trump and the Rio-Grande to Great River, nobody will use the US maps anymore.

@georgetakei I can't wait to see the look on Google's face.