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@georgetakei

I can do it, but I have an alarm clock with a motion sensor that plays a victory fanfare when I get out of bed.

(I am not joking. This is a real thing that I own. It would be impractical if I shared my bed with someone who gets up at a different time).

@georgetakei When the dog comes to get me to take him out and feed him, there are no more minutes to be had.

@georgetakei 'get right out of bed?' In this economy??