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@georgetakei in the Uk we had a washing powder called Lux. Their ad said “ if it’s safe in water it’s safe in Lux”. They got a complaint that started “about my goldfish”
There is no truth in labeling anymore. Like, I turned up the brightness on my TV, but it's just as dumb as ever.
@georgetakei No matter how much self-raising flour I pack into my car, it still won't fly.
@severtz @georgetakei that's because the flour raises itself, not other objects
@mweiss @georgetakei But it's in the car, soo... 
@georgetakei New Shimmer is a flour wax!