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@georgetakei

The longer ones from Christmas paper make a wonderful "whoosh, whoosh" sound when you hold them with both hands at one end and swing them around your head and shoulders.

@georgetakei ...how about using it like a wind instrument?

@georgetakei You have to do the hole-through-hand illusion.

@georgetakei My daughter's name is Leia ... sooooooo ...

hundreds of times :P

@georgetakei my late da’ could never pick up an empty toilet roll tube without performing a wee trumpet toot with it. 🎺

@georgetakei

"wait till that tube gets a hold of me"- JD Vance thinking about cheating on his couch

@georgetakei
Actually, if you are going to say "Luke, I am your father" you will be my friend only if you survive the 30-min. rant about the fact he said something completely different.

@georgetakei On one forum site, we have a sort of meme about paper towel tubes that involves Jerry Sandusky, in which one poster was using them as an analogy to visualize that the heinous acts were infeasible.