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@georgetakei

At this point in my life, it's all general admission and I lost the keys to unlock the main gates. 😂

@georgetakei

Or "Your flight's been cancelled... but we'd be happy to put you on stand-by for next weekend. It's that or a partial refund and a transfer ticket onto Greyhound..."

@georgetakei Never feel guilty 86ing people who have no business being in your life.

@georgetakei
Or eject them from the venue entirely.

@georgetakei
Tossing them out the window seems to be popular in certain circles? 😁