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Prof Kemi FG

There is a 99% chance that those online "tips" were planted by the orcas themselves.

@KFuentesGeorge Should have gone with Lawrence Welk, his music was very bubbly. "Wonderful, Wonderful!!" :ablobcatmusic:

@KFuentesGeorge #chunderroad Phase II, the Disinformation Campaign, is going as planned.

@12thRITS @KFuentesGeorge also the orcas know from this who's trying to rat them out. they're next on the list

@KFuentesGeorge the heavy metal that he advised was a heavy metal like mercury, sodium or lead (Pb)

@KFuentesGeorge @hecate Yacht owners should be glad the orcas didn’t form an alliance with the giant squids, yet.

@hecate @KFuentesGeorge Can we read them The Swarm in a way they’d understand? :P

@KFuentesGeorge
I mean, even if not, Orcas are probably the most adaptive creature in the seas. The way to defend against them is to avoid them altogether.

@KFuentesGeorge

Or the Orcas just have good musical taste ?
Don't they sing themselves ?

@KFuentesGeorge
I've also seen studies that say ACDC's Back in Black is good to attract great white sharks, so
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@KFuentesGeorge yes, and metalhead orcas specifically 🤘🏻