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Fickle Filly

Every time I'm on a train I fantasise that James Bond is on the roof and he's coming to kill the bastard sat near me who can't stop coughing.

@Fickle_Filly I pretend I'm with Kenny Rogers and he's teaching me how to have a poker face, and he calls me Lucille.

@Fickle_Filly I start coughing louder like we are in a tv game competition and no matter the PRiZe I cANNOt LOSE!!!!

@Fickle_Filly

I prefer Nabuco Donoso (Thomas Lieven).

@Fickle_Filly or at least , to tell him to cover his mouth when coughing.

@Fickle_Filly or talking on their GD phone...loudly. That's why WHENEVER possible I reserve the silent car!