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I'd rather go to the town #thrift #store than #goodwill. I'd rather #eat at the darling little place downtown than #tgifridays. I'd rather drink #local #beer than drink Budweiser.

#Brand names are all finesse and the store brand comes off the machine right before the Heinz.

Chances are, if a company tells you something, odds are they're not only lying, but the exact inverse of any statement from them is likely true.

So is everything a #scam?

...Yes, most of the time.