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N-gated Hacker News<p>🎵🚀 Behold the pinnacle of procrastination: a "web audio toy" that promises to revolutionize music with... springs? 🎸🌀 Dive into the depths of tech jargon as we simulate the sound of a thousand garage bands tuning up. 🤯🔧 But fear not, the code is available for those brave enough to explore this groundbreaking "research". 🙄👨‍💻<br><a href="https://blog.cochlea.xyz/string.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">blog.cochlea.xyz/string.html</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webaudio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>webaudio</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/musicinnovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>musicinnovation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/procrastination" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>procrastination</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techjargon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/opencode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>opencode</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>In today's episode of "How to Make <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gibberish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gibberish</span></a> Sound Smart," we dive into an article that bravely attempts to bridge the vast chasm between <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/autoregressive" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>autoregressive</span></a> models and diffusion models with absolutely zero context 🧠🔍. Meanwhile, Hugging Face is here to remind us that no amount of tech jargon can hide the fact they're just as desperate for your money as your local neighborhood pyramid scheme 💸🎩.<br><a href="https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.09573" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">arxiv.org/abs/2503.09573</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techjargon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/diffusionmodels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>diffusionmodels</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HuggingFace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HuggingFace</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Ah, yes, another "simple" guide to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LLMs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LLMs</span></a> that's only 19 minutes long, because who wouldn't want to drown in tech jargon for fun? 🤓🎉 Congrats on turning a blog into a full-blown novel about how every tech company and their grandmother is jumping on the AI bandwagon. 🚀📚<br><a href="https://blog.oedemis.io/understanding-llms-a-simple-guide-to-large-language-models" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">blog.oedemis.io/understanding-</span><span class="invisible">llms-a-simple-guide-to-large-language-models</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJargon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AIRevolution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AIRevolution</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BlogToNovel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BlogToNovel</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀🔍 Wow, who knew you could cram so many buzzwords and acronyms into a single title? 🤯 The article is basically a word salad of tech jargon with a side of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GitHub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GitHub</span></a> garnish, leaving you wondering if <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeepSeek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeepSeek</span></a> is a new AI model or a hipster coffee blend. ☕️<br><a href="https://github.com/intel/ipex-llm/blob/main/docs/mddocs/Quickstart/llamacpp_portable_zip_gpu_quickstart.md" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/intel/ipex-llm/blob</span><span class="invisible">/main/docs/mddocs/Quickstart/llamacpp_portable_zip_gpu_quickstart.md</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/buzzwordsalad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>buzzwordsalad</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techjargon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AImodel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AImodel</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🎉 Breaking News: The Turing Award goes to... *drumroll*... a security block page! 🚫 Looks like the real genius here is <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cloudflare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cloudflare</span></a>, for outsmarting eager readers with their impenetrable wall of tech jargon and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CAPTCHA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CAPTCHA</span></a> tests. 🎭 Bravo, Cloudflare, you're the true winner of 2024! 🏆<br><a href="https://awards.acm.org/about/2024-turing" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">awards.acm.org/about/2024-turi</span><span class="invisible">ng</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TuringAward" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TuringAward</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SecurityTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SecurityTech</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Genius2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Genius2024</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJargon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>Ah yes, the 🦄 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/utopia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>utopia</span></a> of "permacomputing" where computers just magically run on rainbows and good intentions. It's like someone took every buzzword from a liberal arts syllabus and fed it into a tech jargon generator. 🌱✨ Expecting <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/anarchists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>anarchists</span></a> to power your server farm? Good luck with that! 🖥️😂<br><a href="https://permacomputing.net/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">permacomputing.net/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/permacomputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>permacomputing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techjargon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/serverfarm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>serverfarm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Jayne, destroyer of integrated circuits<p>i0s y2r s5p r4y a1l t2t a1d a b1g o0f c3s i0f y1u d2't a8e e8g l2e t2s? :nkoCool:</p><p><a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJargon</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a></p>
Alan K. Martinez<p>I need to look this up but maybe we can debate it here or someone can further explain this for me.</p><p>When speaking with acronyms that begin with a consonant do you structure your sentence speaking out the full object of the acronym? <br> Or do you pronounced acronyms as if they're a word? </p><p>Is it 'an SQL query' or is it 'a SQL query' but you think and say out loud 'a Structured Query Language query'?</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/language" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>language</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/english" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>english</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/acronyms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>acronyms</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/techjargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techjargon</span></a></p>
Techies Review<p>Hey Techies! 🤓 Check out the latest podcast from 9to5Google on YouTube Music! 🎧🎶 It's the perfect laid back app for any tech aficionado. 🤩 Are you ready to make the switch? 🤔 <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/9to5Google" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>9to5Google</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/YouTubeMusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>YouTubeMusic</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/TechJargon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJargon</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Podcasts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Podcasts</span></a></p>