Different Than<p>Been working all day for <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/easter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>easter</span></a> for my daughter. We're not religious. I don't know when this started, but for many years now my kid is visited every year by the Easter Badger. Important things about the Easter Badger:</p><ul><li><p>Is totally real, unlike Santa, Easter Bunny, etc., who are fake and also stupid and EB finds them socially annoying</p></li><li><p>Spells very badly, including their own name</p></li><li><p>Steals all of daughter's candy and hides it in a complicated series of lockboxes and hiding places, with (badly-spelled) clues to the combinations and next stash of candy</p></li><li><p>Finds time to trash talk the Easter Bunny, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, et al. while writing clues in very bad penmanship</p></li><li><p>Does all of this out of love for my daughter</p></li><li><p>Also out of spite, vindictiveness, and to spread anti-Santa/Easter Bunny propaganda (a.k.a. "consciousness raising" or "accurate information")</p></li></ul><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/EasterBadger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EasterBadger</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/easter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>easter</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/badger" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badger</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/BetterThanSanta" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BetterThanSanta</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/IHope" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IHope</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/holiday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>holiday</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/secular" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>secular</span></a></p>