Why does my wife always wait until I’m at the opposite end of the house before asking me to “Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!”?

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Your wife getting new hair things means your wife is going to try putting the new hair things on you
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Painting of the Day. Dialogue IV
> > https://www.artcameroon.com/dialogue-4-peace-talks/
This acrylic painting is a couple having a serious discussion and is a statement about the importance of dialogue in resolving conflict of every sort. The use of such bright colors evokes a sense of optimism.
Angu Walters
100 x 80 cm
39 x 31 in
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No scientific consensus that humans even produce pheromones, but Im hard pressed to explain why else the smell of the sweat on the side of her neck make me feel like i need her right then and there.

Got a nigga ready to dive right in

But only her. Only her scent. I don't get it.

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This just tickled my funny bone today. Hubby and have started a daily blood pressure tracking thing. I leave our BP machine on the breakfast table.

We started using a melon, from the fruit bowl, to rest our arms on to raise them up to heart level.

Today Hubby told me he was 3D printing something to use as an arm rest.

Me. So we can eat the melon now then. :)

Also, LOL that he is looking for any excuse to 3D print things. :) #MarriedLife #3DPrinting

Me: Do you want me to turn off the TV?

Hubs: Don't you dare. We'd have to talk with one another.

Helping her find that deeeeep sleep? Gotta be one of my favorite parts of #MarriedLife

She sleep so sweetly after i help her find what she was looking for

OMG, can't breathe...

My Wife HATES When I Do This #couples #marriedlife
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Bedroom talk... #communication #technology #marriedlife #eastcoastkin

They look like they really can't bear each other's company anymore.

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We talked about needing to lose weight last night.

My husband is making chocolate chip cookies right now.

This is his natural reaction to impending weight-loss plan.

#MarriedLife
#Today

Black and yellow is such a vibe. I swear it always looks good on Black people.

Chilling w @AllKeysGDS cause if you don't like hanging out with your spouse, what are you even doing, nahmean?

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Also a lil reminder that I am, in fact, black AF.

Do not reply to your wife's email asking for a list of 5 things you did around the house last week. It is a trap.

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Watching a movie at 0900 is the cheapest "private screening" ive ever been to.

Love Hurts is a good, very fun action romance. Highly recommend it.