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Deutschland<p><a href="https://www.europesays.com/de/36209/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">europesays.com/de/36209/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> Toilettenhygiene: Wasser oder Wischen: Was der Po wirklich braucht <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bidet</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Headlines" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Headlines</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Japan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Japan</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Nachrichten" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nachrichten</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>News</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Reinigung" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Reinigung</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Reisen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Reisen</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/RoseGeorge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RoseGeorge</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Schlagzeilen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Schlagzeilen</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Thailand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Thailand</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Toilettenhygiene" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Toilettenhygiene</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Toilettenpapier" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Toilettenpapier</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/TopNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TopNews</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/TopMeldungen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TopMeldungen</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/TopMeldungen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TopMeldungen</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/TopNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TopNews</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/T%C3%BCrkei" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Türkei</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Welt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Welt</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Wisch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wisch</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/World" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>World</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>You don't even need <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/toilet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toilet</span></a> paper!<br><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Toilets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Toilets</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bidet</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Bidets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bidets</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/EcoFriendly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EcoFriendly</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/TheWayGodIntended" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheWayGodIntended</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
nemo™ 🇺🇦<p>Trockenes Toilettenpapier kann der Haut schaden! 😱 Dermatologen empfehlen sanftere Alternativen wie Wasser oder feuchtes Toilettenpapier, um Reizungen zu vermeiden. Mehr dazu hier: <a href="https://www.n-tv.de/wissen/Trockenes-Toilettenpapier-kann-auch-schaden-article25705283.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">n-tv.de/wissen/Trockenes-Toile</span><span class="invisible">ttenpapier-kann-auch-schaden-article25705283.html</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Hygiene" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hygiene</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Gesundheit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gesundheit</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Dermatologie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dermatologie</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/newz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>newz</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>You don't even need <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/toilet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toilet</span></a> paper!<br><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Toilets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Toilets</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bidet</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Bidets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bidets</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/EcoFriendly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EcoFriendly</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/TheWayGodIntended" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheWayGodIntended</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Seb ∞<p>Who just swapped his American Tushy <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a> for a Canadian Brondell? This guy! (installed the tushy in the basement)</p>
He's Wrong She's Right<p>Streaming everywhere tomorrow!<br>Reddit r/AITA - Wild Stories and Hilarious Debates - HWSR Ep 154<br>YouTube, Apple, Substack, Spotify, and more </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AmericasPodcast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AmericasPodcast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AndrewLemacks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AndrewLemacks</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NonaPhelps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NonaPhelps</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HesWrongShesRight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HesWrongShesRight</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HWSR" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HWSR</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ImRightHesWrong" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ImRightHesWrong</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Podcast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Podcast</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/1YearCelebration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>1YearCelebration</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SubscriberGiveaway" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SubscriberGiveaway</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/1YearAnniversary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>1YearAnniversary</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Reddit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Reddit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AITA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AITA</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AmITheAsshole" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AmITheAsshole</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Subreddit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Subreddit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ButtWiping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ButtWiping</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BellyButtons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BellyButtons</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AnniversaryVacuum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AnniversaryVacuum</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bidet</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Manipulation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Manipulation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FunnyGifts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyGifts</span></a></p>
Commodore Frenchie<p>Having escaped Bangkok I take a very quick tour through the handicap bathroom of Narita airport. <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/toilethumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toilethumor</span></a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/japenglish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>japenglish</span></a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/engrish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>engrish</span></a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>travel</span></a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/disabled" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>disabled</span></a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/internatiomaltravel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>internatiomaltravel</span></a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/handicap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>handicap</span></a></p>
Lady Artemis<p>Serious question. Please <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/help" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>help</span></a>.</p><p>When I use a <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a>, at best, I have a sopping wet drippy ass which needs wiped so my pants don't look like I sat in a puddle. At worst, I just sprayed wet poo all over the place and there is wet poo stuck to me &amp; dripping so I still need to wipe - not just my rear, but the toilet seat &amp; my back as well.</p><p>My question is, how is this supposed to work? Is this not a just me issue; do other people have a solution for the wet &amp; possibly not clean when using a bidet?</p>
it's kat! 🇵🇸✊<p>bidet freetube is hilarious.<br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a></p>
Marcos<p>For one of my <a href="https://clacks.link/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a> presents to myself and my partner and my anxiety towards the next impending doom that threatens the free flowing supply of bog roll, I grabbed one of the LUXE Neo 185 <a href="https://clacks.link/tags/Bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bidet</span></a> attachments for the bathroom closest to our bedrooms. We've been spending the month getting used to it, and I have to say it is truly wonderful. My partner noticed immediately that it is life changing for cleanup during her time. it has taken me a little time to get used to the cold water (I know there are other options, but most are not feasible where we have it that aren't an arm and a leg), but there is something really amazing about really only needing paper to dry off.</p><p>Install of the Neo 185 couldn't be easier, and we sprung for the supply line with the valve so we can turn down the house pressure a little to give us a little variability at the dial. </p><p>A month later, and I had to get another one for the main bathroom as well. Housemates are intrigued!</p><p>Highly recommend!</p>
Chris Dudley<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://union.place/@Joe_Hill" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Joe_Hill</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a></p>
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES<p>There's nothing like being away from home and being force to wipe your ass with toilet paper to remind you how damn primitive AND WASTEFUL this method is.</p><p>I swear, if you live in the DC area, and you're too scared to install a bidet attachment, I'll drive to your place and install it for you. It is this easy.</p><p>The fact that you are in an apartment is no excuse. I'm in an apartment. </p><p><a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/ToiletPaper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ToiletPaper</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a></p>
Oloap :mastodon: :proton:<p>I mitici wc giapponesi si stanno spingendo fuori dal <a href="https://mastodon.uno/tags/Giappone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Giappone</span></a></p><p>I water ad alta tecnologia che fanno anche da <a href="https://mastodon.uno/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a> sono sempre più diffusi, visti gli innegabili vantaggi</p><p>Leggi tutto: <a href="https://ilpost.link/ubRJD2L6KC" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">ilpost.link/ubRJD2L6KC</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Ateriath<p>Now is the time for self care. Buy the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a>.</p>
Keith (karmajunkie)<p>just moved into a house with a warm-water <a href="https://atx.pub/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a>, and i gotta tell y’all, it’s life changing. it’s like a shower for your ass.</p>
((Jann Gobble)) 🏳️‍🌈<p>Your (normal in Florida) weekly reminder: A <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a> beats the sh*t (sorry for the pun - 😂) outta toilet paper. Even in power outages. I have mine on a UPS! I don't worry about toilet paper outages anymore!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaLife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HurricaneMilton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HurricaneMilton</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Milton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Milton</span></a></p>
quackademic<p>You know what else could improve our bowel habits &amp; <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>health</span></a>? Normalising provision of Japanese-style <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a> toilets in workplaces, cafes, healthcare settings &amp; homes. Gentle sounds &amp; little odour (as air from the bowl is drawn out through a carbon filter) &amp; best of all, wherever you are, a clean bum. I wish these gentle, <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/SensoryFriendly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SensoryFriendly</span></a> &amp; <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/disability" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>disability</span></a> friendly devices could be as accepted &amp; commonplace here as they are in Japan. Also wish I’d discovered them while I was still <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/menstruating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>menstruating</span></a>! </p><p>‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/sep/09/queensland-health-social-media-campaign-okay-to-poo-at-work?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/australia-news</span><span class="invisible">/article/2024/sep/09/queensland-health-social-media-campaign-okay-to-poo-at-work?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other</span></a></p>
RamenCatholic 🐢🌈<p>I need $5K USD so I can poop in luxury. <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bidet</span></a><br>Please sponsor my posts, <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/BigBidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BigBidet</span></a> 🚽</p><p><a href="https://www.build.com/toto-sn8732m/s1932028" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">build.com/toto-sn8732m/s193202</span><span class="invisible">8</span></a></p>
Alexey Matveichev<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bidet</span></a> with <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/succulents" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>succulents</span></a></p>
ipv6rs<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Shit</span></a> happens. Clean it up with <a href="http://IPv6.rs" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="">IPv6.rs</span><span class="invisible"></span></a>. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/enshittification" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>enshittification</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/deenshittification" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>deenshittification</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bidet</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/get" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>get</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fresh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fresh</span></a> and so <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/clean" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>clean</span></a> clean!</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXClzaschww" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=OXClzaschw</span><span class="invisible">w</span></a></p>