It be Chewy's birdie day
She's habing tee and cake
I will be da bestest boy
No tee cups I will bwake

She be turning twelb years old
Her pawtee be all day
Wen yoo come, yoo must wear hat
Or yoo be turned away

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Eleben plates wif cuppycakes
Eleben jars of jam
Eleben cups of catnip tee
Eleben biskits, ham

Eleben places all be set
Wif napkins on a tway
Eleben now da Chewy be,
Cuz it's her birdie day!