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Mother has algorithmically reformated your family recipies

The Mainframe, known to you as MOTHER, has determined a statistically significant correlation between the consumption of foods containing herbs and spices and rebellious activity. From now on, spices and other flavourful additives shall be restricted to levels determined by MOTHER to be safe for your freedom. Your legacy and family recipes are being edited to remove spices and unsafe herbs. Salt shall be strictly rationed to no more than 2mg per household. Unnecessary use of flavour enhancers now carries a penalty of six months in the labour camp.

This discussion has been evaluated as correct. There will be no appeal.

Thank you for your compliance.

MOTHER protects. MOTHER is freedom.

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