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What did the Russian government agent tell his wife when she asked him to spend more time with her?
"I'm sorry, I can't, I'm in the meddle of an election"
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You're in here a lot. Are you an alcoholic?"
The horse thinks for a moment, then responds, "I don't think I am."
And POOF! He disappears.
This is where #philosophy students start to snicker, because they're familiar with Descartes' postulate, "I think, therefore I am."
But telling you that first would've been putting Descarte before the horse.
*I wanna dance with some-bunny!*some-bunny who loves me!
*~*I wanna dance with some-bunny!*some-bunny who loves me!*~*
*It's time to shell-ebrate!*There's no hiding from this Easter party!*I hope you have a very hoppy Easter!
*~*It's time to shell-ebrate!*There's no hiding from this Easter party!*I hope you have a very hoppy Easter!*~*
*I carrot wait to see you on Easter!*Have fun celebrating this egg-stra special day!*Hop to it!*It's Easter!
*~*I carrot wait to see you on Easter!*Have fun celebrating this egg-stra special day!*Hop to it!*It's Easter!*~*
I, having just finished French practice for the day, walk into the kitchen. My husband is filling my late grandmother’s egg-shaped salt shaker with salt.
Me: Salut
Him: No, sel. Not salut.
Me: Oui, sel-œuf.
Him: *silence*
Him: FUCK YOU
What do you call a diet where you're only allowed to eat stuff that you looked at?
Seefood diet
Just got released from custody. Still don't understand why.
I was on a train with Owen and a police officer happened to sit nearby. I was wearing my new hat and Owen asked "What's on your head?".
When I responded "Hair, Owen", the police officer told me that I'm under arrest.
