C.<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fosstodon.org/@bignose" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bignose</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@Natanox" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Natanox</span></a></span> </p><p>Indeed! "Perfection is when there is nothing more to take away, rather than nothing more to add".</p><p>There's also a joke in software circles that every program contains at least one bug and can be optimized by at least one instruction -- and that therefore all software is reducible to a single instruction that doesn't work 😉 </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/CS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CS</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/CompSci" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CompSci</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareEngineering</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/software" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>software</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/engineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>engineering</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
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Comics and Jokes @ Lucentinian Works Co Ltd<p>New entry of AI-generated <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comics</span></a> and <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> added to our <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=website" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>website</span></a>:</p><p><a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Basketball" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Basketball</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Seed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Seed</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a></p><p><a href="https://comics.lucentinian.com/6787" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">comics.lucentinian.com/6787</a><br><a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=AILaughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AILaughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=NewsLaughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewsLaughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Laughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=DailyLaughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DailyLaughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=FunnyNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyNews</span></a></p>
Comics and Jokes @ Lucentinian Works Co Ltd<p>New entry of AI-generated <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comics</span></a> and <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> added to our <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=website" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>website</span></a>:</p><p><a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Basketball" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Basketball</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Seed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Seed</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a></p><p><a href="https://comics.lucentinian.com/6787" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">comics.lucentinian.com/6787</a><br><a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=AILaughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AILaughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=NewsLaughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewsLaughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Laughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=DailyLaughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DailyLaughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=FunnyNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyNews</span></a></p>
Jester<p>I once knew a dame from Poughkeepsie<br>Who tucked away bootlegg-ed whiskey<br>She stuffed all her hockings<br>Beneath her blue stockings<br>One nip of her tuck made him tipsy</p><p> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>limerick</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poem</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>I paid too many bills to be paying attention to things that don’t pay my bills.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Jester<p>I knew an old geezer named Caesar<br>He tried O his darndest to please her<br>Though overly stout<br>And well-known as a lout<br>He managed to tickle and tease her</p><p> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>limerick</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poem</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>A fine is a tax for doing wrong.<br>A tax is a fine for doing well.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Jester<p>On Kristen's great Website please click,<br>Though some naughty limericks are sick,<br>Which you might disdain,<br>There's some sweet and plain,<br>And others that cut to the quick</p><p> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>limerick</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poem</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
Jester<p>A sultan who likes his girls buxom<br>At ninety still often abducts 'em<br>And then they are led<br>To a sumptuous bed<br>In which he regretfully tucks 'em</p><p> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>limerick</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poem</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
Deborah Edwards-Oñoro<p>How much did the store owner sell their dead batteries for?</p><p>Nothing, they were free of charge.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
Jester<p>Way back in the nineteen oh twos<br>Mama Bertha was drawing the queues<br> With her songs about life<br> Bringing trouble and strife;<br>She was known as the Bertha the Blues</p><p> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>limerick</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poem</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
A Joke A Day<p><strong>Harriet Potter</strong></p><p>So let’s get this straight.</p><p>Harriet Potter was forced to stay in the closet by her transphobic uncle & aunt?</p><p><a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/closet/" target="_blank">#Closet</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/comedy/" target="_blank">#Comedy</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/joke/" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://juliaclement.com/tag/nzcomedy/" target="_blank">#NZComedy</a></p>
Comics and Jokes @ Lucentinian Works Co Ltd<p>New entry of AI-generated <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comics</span></a> and <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> added to our <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=website" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>website</span></a>:</p><p><a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Basketball" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Basketball</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Seeding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Seeding</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a></p><p><a href="https://comics.lucentinian.com/6730" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">comics.lucentinian.com/6730</a><br><a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=AIComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AIComedy</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=DailyLaughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DailyLaughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=DailyJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DailyJokes</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=LaughWithAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LaughWithAI</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=AIHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AIHumor</span></a></p>
Comics and Jokes @ Lucentinian Works Co Ltd<p>New entry of AI-generated <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comics</span></a> and <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> added to our <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=website" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>website</span></a>:</p><p><a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Basketball" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Basketball</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Seeding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Seeding</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a></p><p><a href="https://comics.lucentinian.com/6730" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">comics.lucentinian.com/6730</a><br><a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=AIComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AIComedy</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=DailyLaughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DailyLaughs</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=DailyJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DailyJokes</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=LaughWithAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LaughWithAI</span></a> <a href="https://social.lucentinian.com/search?tag=AIHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AIHumor</span></a></p>
RememberUsAlways<p><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/China" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>China</span></a> labels <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/tariff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tariff</span></a> policy a <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a>, calling on the administration to correct it's mistakes. <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/CNBC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CNBC</span></a><br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/redwave" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>redwave</span></a> <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/premarket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>premarket</span></a> <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/recession" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>recession</span></a> <br><a href="https://newsie.social/tags/investing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>investing</span></a></p>
Jester<p>There once was a man named Keith<br>Who circumcised men with his teeth<br>He didn't do it for leisure<br>Or sexual pleasure<br>But did it for the cheese underneath</p><p> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>limerick</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poem</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
There once was a guy named Dane,
Who liked to sing in the rain.
He made fun of an old man,
Who's name was Dan,
But then he got beat with a cane
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There was a young novice of Chichester
Whose form made the saints in their niches stir.
One morning at matins
Her bosom 'neath satins
Made the bishop of Chichester's britches stir
‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟴𝟵’ 
Once upon a time on a mountain top, a prophecy was told…
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