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Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>Most readers of Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Transformations get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact in later editions of the book all pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"Voon," the mattress wurfed at last, "and was it a magnificent occasion?"<br>"Reasonably magnificent. The entire thousand-mile-long bridge spontaneously folded up its glittering spans and sank weeping into the mire, taking everybody with it."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"We can charge the Unnecessarily Painful Slow Death torpedoes on the trip. Hyperspace static will give them a little extra sting."<br>Jeltz nodded approvingly. "You, Mown, are an utter bastard."<br>"Thanks, Dad," he said.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>The Guide says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>The storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying "And another thing..." twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Alerta! Alerta!<p>And both also have taught me things about coincidences...</p><p><a href="https://phpc.social/tags/douglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>douglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://phpc.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."<br>"And are you?"<br>"No, that's where it all falls down, of course."<br>"Pity," said Arthur with sympathy. "It sounded like quite a good lifestyle otherwise."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Johnny Demonic<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@arisummerland" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>arisummerland</span></a></span> </p><p>Thank you, Douglas Adams!</p><p>A couple of things on your birthday:</p><p>1) Where do "Disaster Area" go to rehearse? I am starting a loud metal band called "Occult Blood", and need a rehearsal space, in space.</p><p>2) Deep Thought had a bug and was off by an order of magnitude. The corrected answer is 420.</p><p><a href="https://chaotic.fun/tags/hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy</span></a> <a href="https://chaotic.fun/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://chaotic.fun/tags/TheAnswer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheAnswer</span></a> <a href="https://chaotic.fun/tags/Cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cannabis</span></a> #420 #42 <a href="https://chaotic.fun/tags/DieAntwoord" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DieAntwoord</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>How can I tell ... that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"So much time," it groaned, "oh so much time. And pain as well, so much of that, and so much time to suffer it in too. One or the other on its own I could probably manage. It's the two together that really get me down."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave like this.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Veit Schiele<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OTD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OTD</span></a>, Douglas Adams would have turned 73. He was the author of The ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ and co-author of ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’.<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DontPanic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DontPanic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MontyPython" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MontyPython</span></a></p>
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha<p>Happy <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a>' Birth Anniversary Day, to everyone who celebrates.</p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>“I'm afraid,” he said at last, “that the Question and the Answer are mutually exclusive. Knowledge of one logically precludes knowledge of the other. It is impossible that both can ever be known about the same Universe.”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Dave<p>Couldn't let today pass without mentioning D.N.A. - **Douglas Noel Adams** was born this day in 1952, tragically leaving us far too early 49 years later.</p><p>So long and thanks for all the fish mate. 👍 👋</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Birthday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Birthday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>"You, Mr. President, are the most philosophunculistic, moronic, steatopygic excuse for a politician that it has ever been my good fortune to not vote for, and if I thought for one second that this crappy Universe deserved any better, then I would pay, out of my own pocket you understand, to have you assassinated."—Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Micha P. Sexbeat<p>"Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?" ~ Douglas Adams, 11.03.1952 - 11.05.2001.</p><p><a href="https://norden.social/tags/DNA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DNA</span></a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/douglasadams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>douglasadams</span></a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/hg2g" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hg2g</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>If any of them had chosen to look out of the window at that moment, they would have been startled by the sight of Ford Prefect dropping past them to his certain death and flipping the finger at them.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot<p>Whenever the Universe fell apart, Ford Prefect was never far behind.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HitchhikersGuide</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quote</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bot</span></a></p>
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