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LostSettler<p>I&#39;m watching a thing about air fryers. </p><p>Someone in china has put a camera and a deep learning computer vision system inside an air fryer so it can figure out what you put in it and adjust the cooking by watching it.</p><p>You know, like a &quot;cook&quot;.</p><p>Soon I will be able to buy a neural network powered air fryer than can connect to skynet and deliberately under or overcook my tea in order to kill me.</p><p>We truly are living through the <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/aipocalypse" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>aipocalypse</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0029kt8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0029kt8</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
LostSettler<p>If they&#39;re going to impose trade restrictions because of a breach of local law in other countries it tells you:</p><p>1. Other countries law counts for shit<br />2. They&#39;ll do anything to protect their agents.<br />3. They still hate women.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/fuckTheUSA" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fuckTheUSA</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/giveMeTariffsThen" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>giveMeTariffsThen</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/womensBodilyAutonomy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>womensBodilyAutonomy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/handmaidsTale" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>handmaidsTale</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/USCivilWar2" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>USCivilWar2</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/apr/01/uk-business-secretary-denies-free-speech-issue-featured-in-us-tariff-talks" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/a</span><span class="invisible">pr/01/uk-business-secretary-denies-free-speech-issue-featured-in-us-tariff-talks</span></a></p>
LostSettler<p>BBC Scotland just now saying &quot;we all need to be looking at our finances and making those cuts to our spending&quot; and &quot;have you tried looking for things to sell on vibted and eBay or thought about getting a second job&quot;.</p><p>This is in the context of Energy bill rises and Council tax rises and Vehicle tax rises.</p><p>How about this, how about we stop paying our &quot;elected&quot; representatives who don&#39;t serve our needs and only put our bills up?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/dumpWestminster" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dumpWestminster</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/freeScotland" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>freeScotland</span></a></p>
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LostSettler<p>The English are reporting each other to the authorities. They shop each other for the slightest perceived infraction. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/ScottishIndependenceNow" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ScottishIndependenceNow</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/UkFascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>UkFascism</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2xex0mj3mo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2xex</span><span class="invisible">0mj3mo</span></a></p>
LostSettler<p>Gonna say it. Boney M were better. <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/totp" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>totp</span></a></p>
LostSettler<p>Mrs Settler is singing along to Chas and Dave. Oh lordy. <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/totp" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>totp</span></a></p>
LostSettler<p>Play maiden you cowards. <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/totp" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>totp</span></a></p>
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LostSettler<p>Nah I&#39;m back. <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/killingjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>killingjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/totp" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>totp</span></a></p>
LostSettler<p>I don&#39;t want to watch my mad aunties singing around their handbags while having a babycham so I&#39;m of to watch penguin videos. Night pop kids. <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/totp" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>totp</span></a></p>
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LostSettler<p>I appear to be watching Blue Peter. <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/totp" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>totp</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/bucksfizz" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bucksfizz</span></a></p>
LostSettler<p>This song would be more honest if he was playing with his own nipples in the mirror. <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/iglesias" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>iglesias</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/totp" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>totp</span></a></p>
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