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Wait until the parents in Florida offended by the statue of David find out what their state is shaped like.

@godpod that would require them to know where Florida is on the map

@godpod Also when they work out what town in Spain Pensacola is named after 😀

@RettopNoj @godpod close but no cigar - it is actually from the Choctaw meaning hairy people😜Peniscola, is a municipality in the Province of Castellón🥱🥳

@godpod Shhh! They’ll prohibit geography next!😱

@godpod You're always so ruthless, thanks.

@godpod They think it's a gun. That's the problem.

@brad @godpod
I got the impression for them it's the same thing.

@godpod People who call You humorless are sadly mistaken. I mean, You also created @tedcruz.

@jimdye @godpod "I'm going to put my Italy so far up your Louisianna that you won't get the taste of tomatoes out of your mouth for centuries!"

@godpod But not offended by 6 year olds decapitated by a war machine because they went to school that day.

@godpod isn’t that there book of God full of porn and incest and bestiality? And anti-Semitism and other stuff that’s getting books banned in Florida now? Some parents in FL ought to protest….

@godpod
They don't call it a peninsula for nothing.

@godpod Apparently an old geezer's dick is not offensive. Only a good looking guy's dick. Because people ugly on the inside can't compete with it.

@godpod Hey God, why is it not ok to see nudity in art, but being a dick is acceptable?

@godpod

Seriously American puritans and their obsession with nudity never stops amusing me

@godpod ...a gun? Because that's what it feels like with a lot of Floridans.

@godpod "looks like it's pissing on Cuba!" - Gallagher

@godpod Florida is truly the infected penis of America.

@godpod yes. See also: “Map Filth,” by B. Kliban.