Gonzalo Nemmi

@gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz

Lawyer by day, all things , and by night.

Irreducibly

Watching on my DVD player, listening on my CD player, gaming on my

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LanguagesEspañol, English, Português_BR
Mastodonhttps://mastodon.sdf.org/@gnemmi

Location: Ciudad de Buenos Aires, Argentina

Tomáš »
@prahou@merveilles.town

alabaster child encased in glass with flowers

"I don't think I like computers anymore"

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: »
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Moth: *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*

Me: It's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse

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Marcus Aurelius :unverified: :CIAverified: »
@mafm7956@infosec.exchange

@prahou I love computers and how they work. It is quite fascinating. However, the ever increasing software technologies is becoming a mess: too many technologies.

Why not have simple HTML, CSS and simple JS in your page with the basic functionalities for example? Why do you install Node, and then two kinds of databases, filled with this for API, that for the same API, but different, plus one android application, or two...

This is just an example. The same goes in the low level realm.

Why have this monstrous "AI" models that eats electricity, computer power, billions of dollars, etc? For what? To generate images mocking whoever the current mainstream puppet is or anime girls with massive b**bs?

So, to me, this rephrases as: I’m frustrated by the extent to which computers are being used for foolish purposes.

    Ozzelot :anarchy: :linux: boosted

    ori »
    @ori@hj.9fs.net

    I like technology. I don't like the technology industry.

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      solastalgia kris »
      @iyashikei_kris@mstdn.social

      @prahou

      The Serial Experiments Lain sequel we didn't ask for but we needed

        Neil Brown »
        @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

        Speaking of online dating, I am undoubtedly one of the hottest people in the fediverse.

        Mainly because I've been gardening all afternoon and it is sweltering here.

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        Daniel Durrans »
        @dan@mastodon.durrans.com

        @neil Filthy lawyers in your area!

          Charlotte »
          @Foritus@toot.dusepo.co.uk

          @neil *gets the hose*

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            Michael »
            @michael@mstdn.thms.uk

            @neil gotta love English people - calling 17 C ‘sweltering’ 😂

              Neil Brown »
              @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

              What will be the next grift to emerge from Silly Con Valley?

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              Hugo Mills »
              @darkling@mstdn.social

              @neil I bet they'll be going back to Quantum Something.

                Stephen Farrugia »
                @fasterandworse@hci.social

                @neil I feel that humanoid robots are primed

                  BenjiButo :mastodance: »
                  @benjiButo@troet.cafe

                  @neil
                  Hoverboards? Something something quantum? Networkless servers?

                    yawnbox :rebel: »
                    @yawnbox@disobey.net

                    @neil

                    implanted government IDs also used for logging into the internet

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                      Neil Brown »
                      @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                      @yawnbox That would have some people over here fizzing with excitement...

                        mms :runbsd: + :emacs: »
                        @mms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                        @neil my bet is quantum. Google is already bullshitting it seems.

                          Alex Willmer »
                          @alex@social.moreati.org.uk

                          @neil nuclear fusion startups are getting a bit bubbly

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                            Gonzalo Nemmi »
                            @gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz

                            If anything is going on over there it's some Serious Con Valley ... 😕

                            Jak2k 🦀🐧🇪🇺 »
                            @jak2k@mastodontech.de

                            Microsoft, Cloud [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                            @neil Cloud PCs. Windows 12 will probably just be a remote desktop client. I think others will join them.

                              thedæmon »
                              @thedaemon@hj.9fs.net

                              FreeBSD and me, part 1. New log out.
                              https://thedaemons.space/log/2025/04/04/

                              Marta »
                              @arcticmartian@masto.es

                              dejo por aquí un vídeo de mi gato tumbado panza-arriba mientras sonríe, buenas noches :nkoSleep:

                              Alt...Vídeo en el que sale un gato pardo atigrado tumbado panza arriba en el suelo de mi casa. El gato está plácidamente recostado, espatarrado, muy relajado pero no dormido. En el vídeo sale cambiando ligeramente de postura, balanceadose hacia un lado y acariciandose la cabecita. Al final del video, vuelve a su postura inicial, tumbado panza arriba, pero mira a cámara y entrecierra los ojos, al hacerlo parece que sonríe. Super monis, se le ve contento, tranquilo y feliz.

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                                Sara Bishop »
                                @sarablap@neopaquita.es

                                @arcticmartian estoy: ENAMORADA

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                                  Marta »
                                  @arcticmartian@masto.es

                                  @sarablap sabía exactamente lo que estaba haciendo

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                                    Sara Bishop »
                                    @sarablap@neopaquita.es

                                    @arcticmartian seducirnos sin piedad

                                      jippii »
                                      @manoferu@masto.es

                                      @arcticmartian ay qué cocita más ricaaaa 😍

                                        XSF: XMPP Standards Foundation »
                                        @xmpp@fosstodon.org

                                        The Newsletter for March 2025 is out!

                                        Read about the latest XMPP universe updates and the latest updates on our !

                                        xmpp.org/2025/04/the-xmpp-news

                                        Enjoy reading! 📰 ☕ :xmpp:


                                        The XMPP Newsletter Banner

                                        Alt...The XMPP Newsletter Banner

                                          Neil Brown »
                                          @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                          Neilpunk 2025

                                          Headshot of me, a white man with short greying beard, wearing illuminated neon green glasses.

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                                          andyc »
                                          @andyc@mastodon.me.uk

                                          @neil Probably best you never had to test the waters of Internet dating.

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                                            Neil Brown »
                                            @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                            @andyc Right?! How would I ever pick between from such a large number of potential suitors?!

                                              Sheddi »
                                              @sheddi@mstdn.party

                                              @neil

                                              Neil! Please! That deserves a content warning of some sort.

                                                Teapot Ben »
                                                @teapot_ben@glammr.us

                                                @neil this is weirdly hypnotic! Why can I not stop myself gazing into your eyes? 😵‍💫😂

                                                  Phil Ashby :marmite: 🍵 »
                                                  @phlash@mastodon.me.uk

                                                  @neil if I were you I'd stay out of the pool with those on..

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                                                    fanta ✅️ »
                                                    @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                    ¿Mañana estas en un bar y en vez de pedir una Coca-Cola que pedirías que no fuese de Coca-Cola?

                                                    Zumo de tomate:16
                                                    Frixen Cola:19
                                                    Agua con gas:55
                                                    Horchata:66

                                                    Closed

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                                                    rustybofh »
                                                    @rustybofh@mastodon.bofhers.es

                                                    @fanta Ninguna me satisface la verdad.

                                                      El Pirrata »
                                                      @pirrata@masto.es

                                                      @fanta

                                                      Te ha faltado lo de que nos apunten con una pistola. Y es que sin eso no es creíble que yo esté en un bar.

                                                        Mario Ostolaza »
                                                        @marioostolaza@mstdn.social

                                                        @fanta Tal y como está el mundo, copazo de Carlos III para olvidar. Duque de Alba igual mejor, aunque me toque las pelotas la nobleza y la monarquía... :ablobcatpeektrash:

                                                          SoydelBierzo ⁂ »
                                                          @soydelbierzo@infosec.exchange

                                                          @fanta Si hiciesen la Frixen sin azúcar...

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                                                            fanta ✅️ »
                                                            @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                            @soydelbierzo creo que llevaba poco. Era stevia (la frixen cola de Zaragoza)

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                                                              SoydelBierzo ⁂ »
                                                              @soydelbierzo@infosec.exchange

                                                              @fanta la estevia la metieron para reducir el azúcar un 20%.

                                                              Aún así sigue sin ser amigable con los diabéticos.

                                                                jippii »
                                                                @manoferu@masto.es

                                                                @fanta no bebo cocacolas desde hace casi 30 años ya, y no puedo estar más contento.

                                                                Mi opción verdadera habría sido agua.
                                                                Simplemente agüíta, que es lo que más bebo, pero como no estaba esa opción, un zumo de tomate me va perfe.

                                                                Y si hubieses puesto zumo de piña, pues de piña.

                                                                  un teclado »
                                                                  @teclado@masto.es

                                                                  @fanta El agua con gas es, indiscutiblemente, la mejor bebida conocida por el homo sapiens.

                                                                    Alberto »
                                                                    @aguiar@neopaquita.es

                                                                    @fanta yo hace unos meses me hice agüita con gas enjoyer, y siempre la había odiado, pero me parece una forma chula de huir del alcoholcentrismo sin someterse a una diabetes (en el marco de que se vayan a pedir varias rondas)

                                                                      Pablo »
                                                                      @pabs@masto.es

                                                                      @fanta Mecca-Cola

                                                                        Son Link :firedoge: 🐧 »
                                                                        @son_link@mastodon.social

                                                                        @fanta Sprite

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                                                                          fanta ✅️ »
                                                                          @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                          @son_link sprite creo que lo mismo es de coca cola. Y nestey

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                                                                            Son Link :firedoge: 🐧 »
                                                                            @son_link@mastodon.social

                                                                            @fanta pues 7-up

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                                                                              fanta ✅️ »
                                                                              @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                              @son_link es de pepsico . cierto que no es ya coca-cola. Es coca cola 2

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                                                                                IGlogma »
                                                                                @IGlogma@tkz.one

                                                                                @fanta @son_link Todo es de la misma empresa alv

                                                                                  HaikuFaiter »
                                                                                  @cucufaiter@mastodon.social

                                                                                  @fanta ¿Y el agua? ¿Puedo elegir hidratarme?

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                                                                                    fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                    @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                    @cucufaiter si, por ser tú.

                                                                                      Em »
                                                                                      @efmorell@neopaquita.es

                                                                                      @fanta horchata. Aunque sería nestea/té frío. La horchata para cuando hace más calor.

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                                                                                        fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                        @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                        @efmorell nestea creo que es de coca cola

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                                                                                          Em »
                                                                                          @efmorell@neopaquita.es

                                                                                          @fanta pero es te frío y a mí me vale cualquier marca.

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                                                                                            fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                            @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                            @efmorell vale pero la encuesta dice que no sea de coca cola. Pero respeto tu respuesta, no te juzgo.

                                                                                              Alien »
                                                                                              @alien@mastodon.green

                                                                                              @fanta fun fact, nunca me ha gustado la Coca cola, pero tomo mucho zumo de tomate

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                                                                                                fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                                @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                                @alien es muy bueno el zumo de tomate.

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                                                                                                  Borja Delgado »
                                                                                                  @borjadelgado@laterracita.online

                                                                                                  @fanta @alien Sobre todo con un buen aliño, una ramita de apio y un chorrito de vodka 🤣

                                                                                                    Paladina »
                                                                                                    @maestrapaladin@masto.es

                                                                                                    @fanta que fantasía el poder tomar una horxatita maravillosa

                                                                                                      eva »
                                                                                                      @eva_crocreta@mastodon.social

                                                                                                      @fanta la buena supremacía del zumo de tomate 🍅🍷

                                                                                                        Ilgrim »
                                                                                                        @ilgrim@masto.es

                                                                                                        @fanta Estrella Galicia 0.0.

                                                                                                          siquis »
                                                                                                          @siquis@neopaquita.es

                                                                                                          @fanta Nunca me ha gustado la Coca-cola (ni la Pepsi), yo suelo pedir un mosto rojo*. Con tus opciones elegiría zumo de tomate** en invierno y horchata en verano.

                                                                                                          *A mi pesar descubrí que no todas las regiones sirven mosto en los bares. Ni rojo ni blanco. Nada. Cero. Niet. Que te pregunten "qué es eso" en un bar marca.***

                                                                                                          **Voto zumo, y aprovecho para quejarme de los locales que tienen zumo de tomate pero no tabasco ni pimienta :kirby_knife:

                                                                                                          ***-Mi hija está bien.
                                                                                                          -Señora, su hija le está dando la chapa a Fanta porque un día no la sirvieron un mosto y lo está llenando todo de asteriscos.

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                                                                                                            Riquiñez :cine_disney_stich: »
                                                                                                            @andrewblasco@masto.es

                                                                                                            @siquis @fanta CÓMO que no tienen mosto en todos los sitios!? 😳🙈

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                                                                                                              Ana Francisca 兰兰🏳️‍⚧️ »
                                                                                                              @Fran@masto.es

                                                                                                              @andrewblasco @siquis @fanta ¿verdad? es muy desconcertante

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                                                                                                                siquis »
                                                                                                                @siquis@neopaquita.es

                                                                                                                @Fran @andrewblasco @fanta Me conforta saber que no soy la única a la que le sorprende.

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                                                                                                                  Juan CBS »
                                                                                                                  @quetzatl@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                  @fanta y la zarzaparrilla?

                                                                                                                    Audric »
                                                                                                                    @audricd@tkz.one

                                                                                                                    @fanta
                                                                                                                    Una FANTA

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                                                                                                                      fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                                                      @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                                                      @audricd noo que es de coca-cola

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                                                                                                                        Domando Al Lobo »
                                                                                                                        @DomandoAlLobo@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                        @fanta tienes que ir pensando un nuevo nombre.
                                                                                                                        @audricd

                                                                                                                          6R1M R34P3R :hispagatos: »
                                                                                                                          @6R1MR34P3R@hispagatos.space

                                                                                                                          @fanta ahora se me antojo una Fritz-kola

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                                                                                                                            fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                                                            @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                                                            @6R1MR34P3R la frixen cola vidrio también muy buena

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                                                                                                                              6R1M R34P3R :hispagatos: »
                                                                                                                              @6R1MR34P3R@hispagatos.space

                                                                                                                              @fanta nunca he tomado
                                                                                                                              en las lejanas montanias de Madrid donde solo se ve la niebla y cabras, cual seria el sitio mas cercano en que pueda embarcarme a encontrarla?

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                                                                                                                                fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                                                                @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                                                                @6R1MR34P3R lavapies venden. En sitios como achuri, viva chapata, etc ...

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                                                                                                                                  6R1M R34P3R :hispagatos: »
                                                                                                                                  @6R1MR34P3R@hispagatos.space

                                                                                                                                  @fanta bien
                                                                                                                                  Lavapies es donde nos reunimos los hackers de la 2600.com
                                                                                                                                  el proximo primer viernes del mes que este en Madrid pruebo a ver si en nuestro bar (La Pianola) tienen

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                                                                                                                                    fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                                                                    @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                                                                    @6R1MR34P3R quizás en la oveja negra tengan.

                                                                                                                                      fanta ✅️ boosted

                                                                                                                                      6R1M R34P3R :hispagatos: »
                                                                                                                                      @6R1MR34P3R@hispagatos.space

                                                                                                                                      @fanta por cierto
                                                                                                                                      aprovecho a hacer el spam
                                                                                                                                      pero si sois hackers o sencillamente quereis conocer la verdadera cultura hacker, mirad en 2600.com/meetings y 2600.madrid/ estamos abiertas a cualquiera que venga y promover la cultura hacker :)

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                                                                                                                                        Gonzalo Nemmi »
                                                                                                                                        @gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                        Dr. Pepper

                                                                                                                                          nasd1066 »
                                                                                                                                          @nasd1066@toot.community

                                                                                                                                          @fanta No sería la primera vez que estoy en un bar con todo el mundo pidiendo Coca-Cola y yo con un Colacao. XD

                                                                                                                                            MaRina 🌻 »
                                                                                                                                            @kogomi@raru.re

                                                                                                                                            @fanta agua o nestea

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                                                                                                                                              fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                                                                              @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                                                                              @kogomi nestea es de coca cola

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                                                                                                                                                El Pirrata »
                                                                                                                                                @pirrata@masto.es

                                                                                                                                                @fanta @kogomi

                                                                                                                                                Siempre había pensado que era de Nestlé.

                                                                                                                                                  Hache☕ »
                                                                                                                                                  @Hache@masto.es

                                                                                                                                                  @fanta @kogomi ya no, Nestea es marca propiedad de Nestle, y coca-cola se lo fabricaba, esa colaboración se acabó y ahora Fuzze Tea (antiguo Nestea) es la marca de coca-cola

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                                                                                                                                                    NeoFab »
                                                                                                                                                    @SystemArchetype@neopaquita.es

                                                                                                                                                    @fanta

                                                                                                                                                    Agua sin gas, pero de las opciones que pones, una horchata (els fartons que ni falten :apartyblobcat: )

                                                                                                                                                      Nadie »
                                                                                                                                                      @AndresCYL@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                      @fanta Cola de La Casera, aunque no sabe igual...

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                                                                                                                                                        wicker boyfriend »
                                                                                                                                                        @checkervest@laserdisc.party

                                                                                                                                                        Hey I'm having a rough one, tell me something you learned recently that you've been dying to share with people but haven't found the opportunity yet

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                                                                                                                                                        mad from idlepedia »
                                                                                                                                                        @mad@mumakil.idlepedia.com

                                                                                                                                                        @checkervest pufferfishen has fascinating skeletons.

                                                                                                                                                        A pufferfish skeleton.

                                                                                                                                                        Alt...A pufferfish skeleton.

                                                                                                                                                          Movim »
                                                                                                                                                          @movim@piaille.fr

                                                                                                                                                          Good news everyone, Movim 0.30 codename Encke ☄️ is finally there! 🥳

                                                                                                                                                          This release is actually way bigger than you might think! Movim is bringing group-call to all your devices and still rely 100% on the XMPP standard (it is even compatible with @dino ✨).

                                                                                                                                                          In this new version you'll also find a lot of improvements in the UI, a better integration of the Stories and a new way to personalize how Movim looks 🎨 .

                                                                                                                                                          Thanks to @nlnet and for their support ❤️.

                                                                                                                                                          Share the good new around and invite your friends to join Movim 😊 !

                                                                                                                                                          The complete release-note: mov.im/community/pubsub.movim.

                                                                                                                                                            Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                            @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                            Ok, fixed the issue with code rendering: Markdown.pl doesn't support ```so I had to implement a workaround, but it's ok now.
                                                                                                                                                            The example page is now showing the themes in a correct way: bssg.dragas.net/example

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                                                                                                                                                            Jim Rockford 👾 »
                                                                                                                                                            @JimRockford@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                            @stefano I've been checking this out today because you popped up in my feed. I just so happen to be working on a blog project and this is practically the perfect solution. I've been weighing using a blog platform or writing my own simple back end that I could just drop files into. Your script makes the latter a snap.

                                                                                                                                                            Nice work! I look forward to seeing the end result.

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                                                                                                                                                              Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                              @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                              @JimRockford Great, thank you! I hope to release it early next week (or maybe in the weekend - not sure about it)

                                                                                                                                                                silverwizard »
                                                                                                                                                                @silverwizard@convenient.email

                                                                                                                                                                @stefano Oh this is great - I feel like we both ended up so close to each other in shell SSGs - amazing (though you did way more styling work)

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                                                                                                                                                                  EXOJUEGO »
                                                                                                                                                                  @exojuego@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                  En Exojuego no vemos justificación alguna para que en España la Switch 2 cueste un 52% más que en Japón.

                                                                                                                                                                  Comparativa de precios de la Switch 2 en euros

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                                                                                                                                                                    Gonzalo Nemmi »
                                                                                                                                                                    @gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                    Si no la comprás, te cuesta 0€
                                                                                                                                                                    Históricamente, fue exactamente eso lo que ocurrió .. y en poco tiempo las consolas empezaron a recortar sus precios.
                                                                                                                                                                    Una consola que nadie compra, es stock que no se mueve, y si el stock no se mueve no entra dinero .. pero las cuentas entran igual .. y hay que pagarlas 😉

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                                                                                                                                                                    EXOJUEGO »
                                                                                                                                                                    @exojuego@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                    @gnemmi Esperemos que bajen pronto el precio, porque creo que en este caso las quejas son más que cuando el caso de la 3DS que bajaron el precio a los 6 meses.

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                                                                                                                                                                      Gonzalo Nemmi »
                                                                                                                                                                      @gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                      Va a depender pura y exclusivamente del mercado .. ahí no hay secretos ..
                                                                                                                                                                      Si el consumidor la paga 469,99€ .. es porque "eso" es lo que vale .. lo que es decir: hay un mercado dispuesto a pagarla a ese precio.
                                                                                                                                                                      Si el consumidor no la paga, es porque la consola no lo vale .. y entonces tendrán que bajar el precio hasta que encuentre un punto de equilibrio en el mercado.

                                                                                                                                                                      El distribuidor, al igual que todos, tiene cuentas que pagar.

                                                                                                                                                                      Tener el stock apilado lo hace perder dinero .. y "nadie" puede sostener un negocio que va a perdida ..

                                                                                                                                                                        ¿ɐlʎx »
                                                                                                                                                                        @xyla@shitpost.trade

                                                                                                                                                                        a simplified drawing showing the inside of your vacuum cleaner: there's the rotating brush, the electric motor, the fan and the intake port
further up, there is kirby sucking everything into the vacuum cleaner

                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...a simplified drawing showing the inside of your vacuum cleaner: there's the rotating brush, the electric motor, the fan and the intake port further up, there is kirby sucking everything into the vacuum cleaner

                                                                                                                                                                        Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                        @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                        Ok, maybe I should wait a bit, but I feel like giving a little preview, incomplete...

                                                                                                                                                                        I’ll make a proper post to announce it when ready, but you can already take a look at the themes 🙂

                                                                                                                                                                        Pictures are random from picsum and will change at reload

                                                                                                                                                                        The code hasn't been released, yet. I need to fix some things.

                                                                                                                                                                        bssg.dragas.net

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                                                                                                                                                                          ♡ Eva Winterschön ♡ »
                                                                                                                                                                          @winterschon@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                          @stefano well now, this is just amazing.

                                                                                                                                                                          secondarily, loving this theme: bssg.dragas.net/example/web1/

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                                                                                                                                                                            Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                            @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                            @winterschon thank you! There are some things to be fixed, yet, but this is more or less the project

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                                                                                                                                                                              Gonzalo Nemmi »
                                                                                                                                                                              @gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                              What a nice resource to have at hand and be able to recommend to the whole load of people looking for static site generators!

                                                                                                                                                                              The theme are so awesome!!

                                                                                                                                                                              Thank you Stefano!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                                @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                @gnemmi there are some rendering issues, but it was working. It's a small modification I did this morning, but I'll fix it

                                                                                                                                                                                  Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                  WOW ! This looks so good ! I'm so tempted to start using this for my site. 😍
                                                                                                                                                                                  Going to read up tonight. Thank you Stefano.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                    @justine eheh thanks! I'm planning to release it soon, maybe early next week

                                                                                                                                                                                      Armin Hanisch »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @Linkshaender@bildung.social

                                                                                                                                                                                      @stefano Congrats, Stefano! This looks great, really great and I wish it would be already weekend so I would have some time. 😎 Will definitely try this out!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                        @Linkshaender thank! I hope to be able to fix some bugs and release it early next week

                                                                                                                                                                                          r1w1s1 »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @r1w1s1@snac.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                          Cool tool! Writing it in shell keeps it lightweight, transparent, and hackable — like SlackBuilds in Slackware.
                                                                                                                                                                                          No bloated dependencies, just simple bash doing its thing. Easy to tweak, true to Unix philosophy.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Congrats on the project mate!!! I will try for sure.

                                                                                                                                                                                          I really like this one: https://bssg.dragas.net/example/minimal/

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                                                                                                                                                                                            Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                            @r1w1s1 cool. Yes, minimal is...minimal, the idea was to concentrate on text. One of my favorites is reader mode.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Joel Carnat ♑ 🤪 :runbsd: »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @joel@piou.foolbazar.eu

                                                                                                                                                                                              @stefano is there a hugo2bssg script? 😆

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                                                                                                                                                                                                Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                @joel but I have a hugo2itnblog.py script 😆

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Andreas (82mhz) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @82mhz@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @stefano
                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's amazing! I recently switched to Zola and I'm only medium happy with it... if you had published this a bit sooner, my SSG switching story might have turned out differently 😉

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @82mhz There's a whole story behind this SSG - and ITNBlog. I'll publish that story in my blog 🙂

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      sara »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @sagilca@mastodon.green

                                                                                                                                                                                                      En Vallecas, Madrid, visto en un grupo de Telegram

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Nos encontramos este gato ayer en el bloque de vecinos de la avenida Pablo neruda 96, lo llevamos al veterinario y no le ha pasado nada, tampoco tenía chip. Creemos que se cayó de una casa, está gordito, tiene collar y es muy cariñoso. Si podéis pasar las fotos y el mensajito porfavor para ver si encontramos a sus dueños.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Contacto 645134800.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mientras encontramos a sus dueños necesitamos una casa de acogida, la que lo está cuidando es alérgica

                                                                                                                                                                                                      khm »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @khm@hj.9fs.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                      meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]fedidb delisted snac and every activitypub server that runs it

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Parade du Grotesque 💀 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                      meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @khm

                                                                                                                                                                                                      What?!?!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        khm »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @khm@hj.9fs.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                        meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]no idea why, some snac instances are 'hidden' and some are 'banned' (including mine) and the snac software itself is no longer listed

                                                                                                                                                                                                        I don't know anything about it other than that

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sigrid Solveig Haflínudóttir »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sigrid@nein.ftrv.se

                                                                                                                                                                                                          meaningless nonsense

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @khm behold, https://github.com/fedidb/issues/issues/49

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Probably the same reason the pathethic-wanna-be-rich dude did that to snac as well.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          muž s klapkami na očích »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @js@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                          meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]surely he'll answer :P

                                                                                                                                                                                                          https://github.com/fedidb/issues/issues/58

                                                                                                                                                                                                          khm »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @khm@hj.9fs.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                          yeah that seems likely, good find

                                                                                                                                                                                                          indoor kids get really pissy when you don't take their fake internet points seriously I guess

                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fritz Adalis boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                            cancel »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @cancel@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                            meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @khm i'd never heard of this site but it really took me back 2 months to february when the fediverse had 90 users really nostalgic

                                                                                                                                                                                                            bad data from fedidb showing 90 users in the fediverse in february 2025

                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...bad data from fedidb showing 90 users in the fediverse in february 2025

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Tomáš »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                              meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @cancel @khm it was a much simpler time back then. I miss it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                teabag.ninja »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eltheanine@the.teabag.ninja

                                                                                                                                                                                                                meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Sigh. Is this because of my comment on reddit about pixelfed.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  teabag.ninja »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eltheanine@the.teabag.ninja

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Is dansup just proving himself even more of a child, unfit to run projects of any size? I don't believe in coincidences. Why can't people just be adults about shit.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I am no longer a Mod of that subreddit; I already said I would step down and one of the others removed me and the others I had added - who were genuine helpful users. I notice that the other Mod left who created the subreddit also left, so presumably also is sick of it. Good luck moderating by yourself there bro, the only reason I stuck around was to keep the place clean and tidy. Sigh.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Anyway, I was removed as mod, my (attached) post was deleted, and I figured that would be the end of it. The fact that I donate (minimally as well, as it is all I can afford) to snac should not be a reason to remove it from fedidb. Mind you, who cares I guess, fedidb is yet another barely usable project pumped out by you-know-who.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm not seeing enough maturity here to run a project, or a foundation, or anything. I can't help but see this proving the exact point I was making, sadly. Pixelfed could be great. But you can't trust the guy running it to make solid decisions.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I am truly sorry if this pettiness is of my doing, which I can only assume so based on the timing. 😞

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @khm@hj.9fs.net

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: 🍵 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eltheanine @khm

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Man, I seriously hope that's not it. 🤦‍♂️

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: 🍵 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eltheanine @khm

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Perhaps the best course of action would be to assume no ill will, and submit an issue stating that #snac was removed erroneously.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      That way, things get de-escalated and all parties can "save face," I guess.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        teabag.ninja »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eltheanine@the.teabag.ninja

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Someone has already opened an issue on git for it, so I guess we might see - probably not though, seems gotosocial has the same issue and he's never replied to that issue.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        CC: @khm@hj.9fs.net

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: 🍵 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eltheanine @khm

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'd be even less prone to attribute it to malice, then, but you never know.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          But sometimes knowing isn't all that important. We all have our arsehole moments, and it's helpful to give people the benefit of the doubt.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          And I'm absolutely not saying that as an uncritical fan or anything remotely like that. I'm naturally distrustful of... prominent personalities.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            teabag.ninja »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eltheanine@the.teabag.ninja

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]oh nevermind. It is malice in that case, he just didnt reply to the gotosocial fedidb issue - he did elsewhere though; this looks like malice to me. If his crawler respected robots.txt then it wouldn't have gotten garbage stats. I'd say that's more than fair.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: 🍵 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rl_dane@polymaths.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eltheanine @khm

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If his crawler respected robots.txt...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Egad.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ティージェーグレェ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @teajaygrey@snac.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Why?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  khm »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @khm@hj.9fs.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  meaningless nonsense [SENSITIVE CONTENT]I have no way of knowing

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hache☕ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Hache@masto.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Tengo una pregunta, ¿qué soluciona DeltaChat que no haga ya XMPP?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Audric »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @audricd@tkz.one

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Hache
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @trinux lo sabe seguro

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      GNU/Trinukso ۞ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @trinux@masto.ai

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @audricd Gracias por la confi. ¡Te como el culo! xD

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      El amigo @iam respondió muy bien.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Hache

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Gonzalo Nemmi »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Me sumo a la pregunta.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Audric »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @audricd@tkz.one

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Neil Brown »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I switched off my US politics filtering here, just to see what my feed looked like without it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Unsurprisingly, I toggled it back again very rapidly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I am incredibly grateful for Mastodon’s filtering tools.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Huubje »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Huubje@ieji.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @neil same. It's bizarre to see people celebrate something like the filibuster, a tactic that proves how broken their democracy is. By the side that should know better no less. Great PR though, but my filter is getting longer and longer.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Stephen Borrill »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @sborrill@justfollow.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @neil "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up Mastodon filtering"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Daniel Quinn »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @danielquinn@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @neil how exactly are you filtering all that out?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Neil Brown »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @danielquinn 38 keywords for the USA and 22 for the UK. It is definitely not perfect - stuff still slips through - but way better than not having it there at all.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Daniel Quinn »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @danielquinn@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @neil Ah ok. I thought that you were using some sort of fancy "smart blocking" feature I was unaware of.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    penguin42 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @penguin42@mastodon.org.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @neil Would you be good enough to share your filters?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      MoZes »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mozes@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hello

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The Slackware-current "All in One" Installer images have been refreshed with the latest version of the Slackware Installer and Slackware package set, and the Install Guides updated.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The new generic EFI bootable ISO has also been refreshed.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Enjoy!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      docs.slackware.com/slackwarear

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Životem ukázněný muž »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Zumuz@mastodonczech.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Biely kvet, dlhá ryha smútku v ňom." (M. Žbirka). Plastika Rozvíjející se květ z vračanského vápence od Jana Holinky poblíž stanice metra Skalka. V r.1975 téma únikové, kámen krásný, z 🇧🇬 pro metro i pro sochaře.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          muž s klapkami na očích »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @js@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Tato mi vždycky připomene, jaký jsem dobytek, když jdu kolem.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Patrik Stach »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @unterwasser@f.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @js Čtu v tom správně odkaz na pohlaví? To ženské?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Zumuz

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Životem ukázněný muž »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @Zumuz@mastodonczech.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @unterwasser @js jj. Být mužem není lehké. Ale ustojíme to. Asi. 😊

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Životem ukázněný muž »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Zumuz@mastodonczech.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                U citátu vlastně mělo stát: Kamil Peteraj. Svět je k textařům zvlášť nespravedlivý.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ireport.cz/clanky/pribeh-cz-hi

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Ok folk I'm having a wee issue converting a sed line in one of my scripts from Linux to FreeBSD. The command in question is sed -z 's/\n/\\n/g' but in FreeBSD there is no -z option.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What would be a work around or similar ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Thanks in advance.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Aaron Toponce ⚛️:debian: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @atoponce@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @justine Hmm. Good question. I don't know that BSD sed(1) supports escape sequences like \x00 for null characters. How about a work around?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  $ sed 's/$/\xff/g' input.txt | tr '\xff' '\0' > output.txt

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks I'll give that a go.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      George Ellenburg (he/him/his) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @gme@bofh.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Try using
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      tr:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      tr '\n' '\\n' < inputfile

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Or awk:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      awk '{printf "%s\\n", $0}' inputfile

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thanks I'll give those a shot. ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Apicultor 🐝 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @apicultor@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @justine I bet @vermaden would know!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            vermaden »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @vermaden@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @apicultor @justine

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Thank You for all the trust You put in me - but I am not that big sed(1) expert :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I would go the 'easy' way for a start on FreeBSD:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            # pkg install -y gsed
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            # cat FILE | gsed -z 's/\n/\\n/g' ...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This literally installs GNU/Linux sed(1) version from Ports.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alternatively - ChatGPT tells me that this is the equivalent on FreeBSD land with 'native' tools is this:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            # cat FILE | tr '\n' '\r' | sed 's/\r/\\n/g' | tr '\r' '\n'

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Please let me know if ChatGPT is wrong or right for fun :)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hey it's worth a shot I'll report back once I've had a chance to test.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              CC: @apicultor@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Amazing this is the option that actually works correctly in my script. Thank you as always. ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Steven Rosenberg »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @steven@gts.passthejoe.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @justine

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Since -z adds null characters, maybe just add one to every line:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  sed 's/\n/\\n\\x0/g'

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That works a treat Steven. Thank you !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Strange as this did not really work correctly in my script yet @vermaden@bsd.cafe offering did.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    tr '\n' '\r' | sed 's/\r/\\n/g' | tr '\r' '\n'

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Walter »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @glassnerves@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A rare blog post from me, this time about 9front. It's a bit incomplete, but that's how it goes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      glassnerves.sdf.org/enter-9fro

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Rafael »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ipxfong@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I give you the fish stick and jalapeño roll because existence is meaningless.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A small nori roll containing a fish stick and strips of roasted jalapeño.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...A small nori roll containing a fish stick and strips of roasted jalapeño.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Rafael »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ipxfong@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          This isn't an April fools joke. We just ate it and it was pretty good.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          TomKrajci 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @KrajciTom@universeodon.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @IPXFong

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Existence is meaningless?!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          https://www.markstivers.com/wordpress/?p=2256

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Gonzalo Nemmi :runbsd: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @gnemmi@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ipxfong and I'll take it! 😋

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Takako 🐀 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @otterX@mindly.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @IPXFong nice! My laziest nori roll special is spicy guacamole roll. *so good* 😋

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                #:idle: Don T3rr0r :antifa: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @t3rr0rz0n3@xarxa.cloud

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Pues ayer después de 9h de impresión 3D acabé por imprimir un pequeño "rack" para un switch de 8 puertos que permite tener los cables bien ordenados. Ahora solo falta etiquetar bien todo 😅

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Pequeño "rack" para un switch de 8 puertos impreso en 3d

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                El mismo rack con el switch dentro

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...El mismo rack con el switch dentro

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Con los cables conectados

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...Con los cables conectados

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Otra perspectiva desde arriba

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...Otra perspectiva desde arriba

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  George »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Xorky@mastodon.art

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  18 pcs. diy lavender soap in muffin shape.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Soap in muffin shape, 18 pcs!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Suzanne ter Huurne »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @suzanneterhuurne@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Xorky goed idee, een muffinvorm! Kan ik ook wel eens proberen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Just updated to the latest commit from git and I see there is now a scheduled posts feature. Very useful indeed. ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The Real Grunfink »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hi, Justine. It's still very experimental, so be careful with the rough edges 😆

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Justine Smithies »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I will and thank you ! ❤️

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The Real Grunfink »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A friend of mine has just said that this new feature is an alibi generator. "No, Detective Columbo, it wasn't me, I was busy at home posting to the Fediverse".

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @justine this is great! To be honest, I think I used scheduled posts just a couple of times (and last time was in 2022), but it's still great to have!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Work Chronicles comics »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @workchronicles@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Rasta »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Rasta@mstdn.ca

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Happy day to all who celebrate

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                April 1:
the only day of the year that people critically evaluate things they find on the Internet before accepting them as true.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Parade du Grotesque 💀 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Officially taking 3 weeks off for mental health reasons.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  My therapist recommended that due to outbursts of joyful tears at the news of Le Pen being condemned.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Gonzalo Nemmi »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So ... first the Six Nations and now this? 🤯
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You guys are doing everything right!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Congratulations! 🎉🍾🥂

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Uilebheist »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Uilebheist@polyglot.city

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ParadeGrotesque Does this "taking time off" include opening bottles of Champagne?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Parade du Grotesque 💀 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Uilebheist

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Of course.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What better way to get back on track?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Deniz Opal »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @selzero@syzito.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sometimes Le Sword is mightier than Le Pen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Lady Justice raises a sword.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mr. Funk E. Dude »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Don't. Make. Me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A Simpsons bus driver says "Don't make me tap the sign" and below we see the sign with the message "There's no algorithm to push content to anyone here. If you read something that you enjoy, boost it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...A Simpsons bus driver says "Don't make me tap the sign" and below we see the sign with the message "There's no algorithm to push content to anyone here. If you read something that you enjoy, boost it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Neil Brown »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I had a couple of fun April Fools ideas for decoded.legal a few months ago, but I decided against them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Reality is weird enough at the moment that it is hard to satirise things, and we don’t need more misinformation.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hugh »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @hugh@social.crablab.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @neil Is Neil's April Fool's joke...that he's not doing an April Fool's joke? 🤯 Or is this the set up to some elaborate plan? 😛

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      (In all seriousness, I understand)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can, which makes it all the more impressive when they totally fucking ignore you.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can, which makes it all the more impressive when they totally fucking ignore you.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Životem ukázněný muž »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Zumuz@mastodonczech.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Název skulptury Slunce, voda, vzduch nutně evokuje další dobové substance jako jahody, seno nebo různé stupně esoteriky. Autor Jiří Prádler v roce 1989 si mohl pro svoje téma v pískovci vybírat.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Sigrid Solveig Haflínudóttir »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sigrid@nein.ftrv.se

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you ignore politics long enough it will come after you.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Neil Brown »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't have anything cute or clever to say on Trans Day of Visibility, but nor do I want it to pass without recognising it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I am delighted to interact with so many trans, enby, and agender people here.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Michael Lucas :flan_set_fire: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I would like to congratulate France for imprisoning an embezzler who just happens to be a leading political figure.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Other countries should take note of how it's done.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Parade du Grotesque 💀 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mwl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Also of interest: Nicolas Sarkozy, former President, will go through his second, corruption related, trial soon.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          He already got condemned in his first and now has to wear an ankle bracelet. The 2nd trial may well send him to prison for real.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Today there is a lot of sun and the first hints of spring in the air. Lovely Monday morning overall... 😁

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            mms :runbsd: + :emacs: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mwl Don't worry. They will call it "political oppression" and "rusification".

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Parade du Grotesque 💀 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mms @mwl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              They already are.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              At least, France's equivalent to Fox 'news' is.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Dec.tar.gz »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @dec23k@mastodon.ie

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ParadeGrotesque @mms @mwl
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The TNT/DTV 'news' channel that's owned by Canal+ ?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Spookhrystmasn't Time »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @kis@masto.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Tiene todo una pinta increíble, lástima que sea comida de perro.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Foto de una estantería de chuches de perro con forma de Donuts, pan, cruasanes, rollitos de canela y piruletas

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Audric »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @audricd@tkz.one

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @kis
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Buah que dices jajaja que tienda más calientapolles

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    fanta ✅️ »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @fanta@mastodon.green

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kis pensaba que no. Ohhh :blobcatscared:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Gonzalo Nemmi »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @gnemmi@snac.lab8.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Es comida de perros hasta que llegás al día 19 del mes, metés la mano en tu bolsillo para buscar algo de dinero y te das cuenta de que lo único que te está sobrando a esa altura del mes es: bolsillo ..

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A partir de ese preciso instante, deja de ser comida de perro ..

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Es solo una cuestión de perspectiva 😉

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Stefano Marinelli »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @stefano@fedihome.stefanomarinelli.it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Long post, sweet memories [SENSITIVE CONTENT]This afternoon, I saw a bus full of kids on a school trip. Some were singing, others were sleeping, some were reading. Tired but happy. And it made me smile, brought on by a distant memory. It was 1998, the last year of high school, and we were on a school trip to Greece. That April evening, we were in Athens, staying in a huge hotel that also hosted groups from other countries.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        In our room, there were four of us – friends, classmates. That evening, the last one, we had planned to meet in our room at midnight, in preparation for the journey the next day. No cell phones, roaming charges were outrageous, and we were used to managing without them. We couldn't leave the hotel, but inside we’d meet other friends and just hang out together.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        One of us and I left the room and went towards the room of some other friends. On the way, we bumped into a group of Spanish boys and girls. We’d seen them earlier. They asked us (in Spanish – they didn’t speak English, but Italians and Spaniards can understand each other) if we wanted to join them at a party in their friends' room. We thought for a moment and decided to follow them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There were about fifteen people. They welcomed us with the typical Spanish warmth – friendly and hospitable. As soon as they found out we were Italian, they immediately asked us to sing Eros Ramazzotti’s songs with them. Then we saw a big pot and they hinted they were making sangria. As soon as it was ready, they offered us some. I’ve never been much of a drinker, so I mostly accepted to not offend them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We started singing together. They got the Italian lyrics of Eros Ramazzotti wrong, and we messed up the Spanish lyrics of Hijo de la luna, but it didn’t matter: the laughter, the fun, the carefree moments in a shabby Greek hotel room with a group of Spaniards we had just met. Two girls were especially friendly, trying to speak some sort of pseudo-Italian with us. We understood a bit, guessed the rest, and had a good laugh.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We returned to our room at 5 a.m. The girls, by the way, had rooms next door to ours. Our roommates were worried at first, then shocked, when they saw us come back at 5 with these girls, who gave us an innocent kiss goodbye and went to their room. That night, for the first time in my life, I felt free. I had been myself, sharing wonderful moments with people I had just met and would never see again. Out of my world, out of my comfort zone, away from what others expected of me. That night, I understood what I wanted to be, how I wanted to live, what living truly means. I’ll never forget that night for the feelings I experienced, for the first time. That night laid the foundation for who I am today.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        We exchanged phone numbers with everyone in the group for a few text messages, promising to keep in touch. A promise we all knew we wouldn’t keep, except maybe a few days after returning home just to say we made it back.


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