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@georgetakei Still waiting for the "Takei Apprentice Dirt" 
@georgetakei@universeodon.com
Lulz...
Ouch, though
Delicious when bad things happen to bad people
#schadenfreude
@georgetakei someone better fetch the aloe
@georgetakei I almost spit out my coffee 
!
@georgetakei
I really feel with him for that penis problem.
What? What you saying? I'm being empathic and he hates emp… oh. I see.
@georgetakei at least it can buy a shitton of ketamine
@georgetakei Maybe he doesn't know how to use the pump?
@JimJoe @georgetakei he could pay someone to operate it. Or get someone at Tesla to get the pump to operate with AI 
Full Self Driving.
@georgetakei congrats @Popehat - you've made it
@georgetakei But it CAN buy you a spot in the leaderboard of your favorite game. Thank the gods there's still some justice in the world!
Ah. I had heard about the speculation that Elon Musk has a truly gross looking penis due to the botched penis implant attempt.
@richard_vasquez @georgetakei Too much information.
@georgetakei Ken White (aka PopeHat) and Josh Barro have a podcast called Serious Trouble (/shill), and he is every but as entertaining there as he is on the fedi.
And at least so far, he can't seem to keep the stock price of #tesla up. Wonder if there is an implant for that as well.
Oh damn that's so good 
Shit, that was bad to laugh at
I'm trying to hold back
shit didn't work...I keep laughing
Oh shit that was so nasty....but so good
OH please share this...
It is so good
Ok, it's just my kind of humor...
bad...very bad
I love being a naughty girl sometimes....
@georgetakei But it can buy gender-affirming hair transplants and plastic surgery so he can feel more like a man.
