I know it’s satire, but I’m inclined to believe he really thinks there is one.
No, he doesn't think there is one. But he'll hear about this and suggest it as a way to save fuel costs.
@Professor_Stevens I wouldn't put it beneath him...
@georgetakei
Mentally, he is just barely above flat earthers, so yeah, he prolly believes planes stay in the air by magnets...
@georgetakei I have been WARNING people like the Onions and Borowitz--today's satire is tomorrow's headling...
@LightFIAR Unfortunately, in today's reality, that's often the case.
@georgetakei I wrote a letter to "myself" in 2015, sent in a time machine just saying some of the stuff coming up. I imagine Borowitz and friends at the Onion getting such letters and rolling their eyes...too outlandish! Never happen!
This timeline has made a mockery of satire...
@georgetakei
He wants to own it.
@georgetakei Sure it is satire?!
@georgetakei I suspect the Onion are struggling to come up with their usual wild headlines as the actual events taking place are just so much more stupid then anything they could invent.