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![A social post from @diiviinemedia that says:
Man this house ain't got enough outlets
[A photo of two toasters plugged into/hanging from a cieling outlet]
A reply from @UncleGoodVibes:
what if we kissed under the mistletoaster](https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/545/131/909/995/309/original/c7f85b1815929930.png "A social post from @diiviinemedia that says:
Man this house ain't got enough outlets
[A photo of two toasters plugged into/hanging from a cieling outlet]
A reply from @UncleGoodVibes:
what if we kissed under the mistletoaster")
@georgetakei
Doctor: How did you get these burns?!?
Teenager with an 11 burn on their face: MistleToaster
@georgetakei I would just like to raise a toast…
@georgetakei Because nothing says the holidays than a house fire.
If it falls, it'll become a missiletoaster.
@georgetakei They put receptacles up there and I'll be damned if I don't use them!
@georgetakei Meh, it costs too much bread.
@georgetakei Well, if you count the outlets on the ceiling it has plenty.