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@georgetakei At least they got back to the applicant

@georgetakei
Entire board of directors found drained of blood by the vampire.

@georgetakei Corporate laments that "Nobody wants to work these days" after only three of a thousand positions are filled with the vampire!

@georgetakei

APPLICATION TO THE VAMPIRE

... 15 weeks ...

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE...had to be rescheduled, we'll get back to you.

... 11 weeks ...

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMP...no..WEREWOLF...huh? I thought, what about the vampir...oh, this also had to be rescheduled due to a conflict.

... 9 weeks ...

VAMPIRE emails bounce, emails to VAMPIRE-HR@ are not returned.

... 23 weeks ...

VAMPIRE would like to connect with you on LinkedIn

@georgetakei The vampire never hears back: Ghosted with the Vampire.