@georgetakei At least they got back to the applicant
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Entire board of directors found drained of blood by the vampire.
@georgetakei Corporate laments that "Nobody wants to work these days" after only three of a thousand positions are filled with the vampire!
APPLICATION TO THE VAMPIRE
... 15 weeks ...
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE...had to be rescheduled, we'll get back to you.
... 11 weeks ...
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMP...no..WEREWOLF...huh? I thought, what about the vampir...oh, this also had to be rescheduled due to a conflict.
... 9 weeks ...
VAMPIRE emails bounce, emails to VAMPIRE-HR@ are not returned.
... 23 weeks ...
VAMPIRE would like to connect with you on LinkedIn
@georgetakei The vampire never hears back: Ghosted with the Vampire.
@georgetakei No "Position offered to the vampire?