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@georgetakei And yet, he wasn't wrong.

@georgetakei But was he wrong? lol I give him points for malicious compliance, on accident. lol

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What is a "high bar"? Do they serve joints along with booze?

@georgetakei In the 70's, I was with my (then) wife, brother and SIL at the Playboy Casino in the Bahamas. I was playing roulette and hit a hot streak. I was up $20,000 when all of a sudden a guy in a nice guy in a suit who was accompanied by 5 other not so nice looking guys in suits, came up to me and said "Sir, I'm here to buy you dinner." He then looked at the dealer and said "Cash him out" and that was it, I was fed, given my money as a cashiers check and escorted out of the casino.

@georgetakei Maybe he should have asked if they meant the question literally or figuratively?

@georgetakei well technically the customer wasn't wrong! The security person should have asked him to start with "L" -- that's literally the easiest part of the alphabet for anyone to recite besides starting from "A", thanks to that stupid song we all sung it to as as children. 😛