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@georgetakei@universeodon.comIt's like he's never interacted with humans before. https://www.comicsands.com/jd-vance-marcy-kaptur-handshake-2669128930.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram
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Perhaps like his Leader he prefers to grab them by ... not the hand.
@georgetakei I think you maybe on to something… 
Stevens His AI needs another couple of power stations' output
@georgetakei Maybe, she doesn't trust that hand? Her mind was a buzz with messages like, "DON'T TOUCH THAT...ICK!" And " where has that hand been? THE COUCH!"
@georgetakei It seems like she just doesn't like him. Vance is weird, but I don't know what he's supposed to do in response to her leaving him hanging like that.
@georgetakei I can't stand Vance as much as the next person, but this is wildly common. I have done it enough times that now, I just hold their fist and then stare into their eyes and see who pulls away first.
@georgetakei He's said before that shaking a woman's hand is weird. It's not, but he makes it weird.
@georgetakei Trump clearly picked him as a running mate to deflect the "weird" accusations from himself.
@georgetakei Stephen Colbert spun it as them playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, which obviously led to her popping babies.