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@georgetakei stupid is as stupid says in this case.

maga gonna maga
I don't mean magazine
maga isn't keen

maga says hate is great mate
lot of hate as of late
great hate headlines rate
but hate and maga are fate
maga are natural state

maga hate isn't a new art
Reagan wasn't the start
hate is what we are
wish on a falling star
it won't change a thing
here's the buzzer to ring

Trump is the lizard core
cuddly and to adore
a part of the brain that is hidden
a place where facts are overridden
Amygdalae Hooray

evolution is a fact
the truth is exact
maga are the lower tier
this makes them things to fear
but it isn't a mystery
it's the heart of human history

Catholics burned the Jews
KKK, hey, new name, old hood
maga cleanses for public good
Palestine isn't fine
Manzanar
no need to travel far

beasts of the field
maga hate is the yield
two legs but that isn't a clues
reality is what ensues

there are people
people aren't under a steeple
people are real
people can feel
maga are the others
don't call them brothers

if you have a dog or a cat
pet is all that
meow, woof
they live under your roof
they're limited in reason
but they don't commit treason
pet isn't just a thing
now, of maga let's sing
maga to pet doesn't compares
maga are cruelty nightmares

from the truth, one shouldn't run
Trump isn't the sin or the son
he's a sign
don't the truth malign
Trump is a sign

Trump is the rider and not the ridden
in the place where facts are forbidden

Trump is a simple slug
perhaps a slug you'd like to hug
are there plushies of Trump
surely sales wouldn't slump

but Trump is no elevated mind
he knows that maga aren't kind
this is the pony's one trick
he knows that he can be a dick

Trump boasted that he could kill for a thrill
maga see talk about that as sleeping pill
January 23, 2016 and Avenue Fifth
Trump imagines himself as a Dark Lord Sith
as Bugs Bunny said
The quote is in my head
Trump is a mah-roon, but still
he knows the part about maga and pill

if you sought the truth
sorry to be ruth-
less, but here it is
truth is better than cola fizz

unity is a joke
now I have spoke
embrace the real who feel
real are the ones with appeal

don't talk about reason
with the maga of treason
treason to life
world of strife

the simple creatures
whose vision features
only them
well, excuse me, ahem

that works both ways
maga shouldn't be amaze
when to the zoo they go
no tale of woe
don't permit them to roam
hate bubbling out as foam

there is a choice to make
this is the away that you should take

choose a road
the road of the toad
or the other path
the one without wrath
there is no in-between
this is why maga aren't keen

I asked Possible-Probable, my black hen
what if we make the right choice
the hen responded in clucking voice
then, in the future when
the Enterprise sails the stars
we won't need to stop with Mars

(end of document)
I got an error when I posted the preceding Trumpy post
Of the post I'm not seeking to boast
Instead, this is what is in my head
Did the Trumpy post show up?
It was the one that wasn't entirely MAGA pro
That is what I needed to say, so
Good Day.

@georgetakei

I didn't see his flabby ass diving to take a bullet...

@georgetakei I would say that sometimes the things they say are true, but only if DEI stands for damn effective individual.

@georgetakei blame it on Trump's mouth.