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Just strengthening cores, reminding people to wash their hands 
@georgetakei Oddly, she started this business after deciding to stop teaching at a flight school.
@georgetakei Probably wanted to avoid the death threats
"I don't understand the problem"
- Roger Ulysses, self-employed grant writer doing business as "Grants 'R Us"
@georgetakei What a very male thing to say. What does that historical figure have to do with getting fit? Nothing, and it's not a pleasant reference for a large number of people. I get that it's "just a joke" but it's a joke at the expense of a woman who started her own business and, it's not very funny.
Is this really how you like to employ your platform?
@fixiemama @georgetakei I don't think the joke is mean at all.
@fixiemama @georgetakei Who called the fun police?! 
@georgetakei they can never wash the stain of not doing this from their hands. Shame.
@georgetakei Previously unknown level of nominal determinism!
@georgetakei
Perfect tagline for the post-Covid era:
"Pontius Pilates - we always wash our hands"
An error of Biblical proportions.
@georgetakei I can picture the Jeopardy item now, “Ordered the crucifixion of Jesus and coaches on low-impact exercise.”
@georgetakei But to be fair, MetamorPhysique is also a pretty clever name
@georgetakei The only woman to ever break up with me via letter did not have the common decency to open her letter with "Dear John". Inexcusable.
In Case of #Lumbago:
"I wash my Hands out of your #Instruction !"
@georgetakei Pontius Pilates classes, we also offer cross fit
@georgetakei Maybe she did, but got tired of prank calls from "Biggus"!
@georgetakei Of course, the namesake is not the most desirable to attract customers...
Prompting his marketing consultant to wash his hands...
smooth
I knew a pilot named Pancho if that helps.
@georgetakei I am a Pontius. If I ever have the capital to do so, I promise you, I will open a Pilates studio called Pontius Pilates.
You may also be pleased to know that aviation is a popular field in my family.
@georgetakei I used to see a Schindler Ltd (https://www.schindler.co.uk) van outside my work and couldn't understand why it didn't say "Schindler's Lifts".