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FRO VO<p>Liam Neeson: table for one please</p><p>Waiter: whoa you&#39;re liam neeson</p><p>Liam Neeson: is that a problem</p><p>Waiter: no i was just taken by surprise</p><p>Liam Neeson: *nose to nose* i will find this &quot;surprise&quot; and i will kill him</p>
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FRO VO<p>SPOTIFY: your playlist has ended, would you like to hear some other random songs</p><p>ME: no thank you</p><p>SPOTIFY: yeah well tough shit</p>
FRO VO<p>hey guess what i made a book<br /><a href="https://doodlybugstudio.etsy.com/listing/1710798461" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">doodlybugstudio.etsy.com/listi</span><span class="invisible">ng/1710798461</span></a></p>
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FRO VO<p>[first date]<br />ME: *removes coat and lays it across a puddle* i hope you drown you fucken coat<br />DATE: *steps on coat* yeah fuck u coat</p>
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FRO VO<p>happy ball tazing day to those who celebrate</p>
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FRO VO<p>this year could have been an email</p>
FRO VO<p>flashback to when twitter was so cool they sent me a sweater with my tweet on it</p>
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FRO VO<p>Inventor of Christmas: we will celebrate on one special day </p><p>Inventor of Hanukkah: we will celebrate on eight special days </p><p>Inventor of Christmas: *narrows eyes* we will celebrate on TWELVE special days</p>
FRO VO<p>oh no i crashed my cybertruck</p>