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FRO VO<p>Liam Neeson: table for one please</p><p>Waiter: whoa you&#39;re liam neeson</p><p>Liam Neeson: is that a problem</p><p>Waiter: no i was just taken by surprise</p><p>Liam Neeson: *nose to nose* i will find this &quot;surprise&quot; and i will kill him</p>
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FRO VO<p>this year could have been an email</p>
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FRO VO<p>Inventor of Christmas: we will celebrate on one special day </p><p>Inventor of Hanukkah: we will celebrate on eight special days </p><p>Inventor of Christmas: *narrows eyes* we will celebrate on TWELVE special days</p>
FRO VO<p>oh no i crashed my cybertruck</p>
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