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Why? What did Tim do?
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
![A park district sign for a hiking trail from "The County of Union New Jersey," with a glass cover and a tackboard inside. The tackboard has several paper flyers tacked on it, and the words "Take only photos... Leave only footprints... Kill only Tim. Please stay on the trails."
[The silent E is missing from "kill only time," so yes, it really does say "Tim."]](https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/187/023/626/286/703/original/9ea20ee906a7a5a3.jpg "A park district sign for a hiking trail from \"The County of Union New Jersey,\" with a glass cover and a tackboard inside. The tackboard has several paper flyers tacked on it, and the words \"Take only photos... Leave only footprints... Kill only Tim. Please stay on the trails.\"
[The silent E is missing from \"kill only time,\" so yes, it really does say \"Tim.\"]")
I wonder if someone was jealous that he was named "Enchanter of the Year"? 
Or maybe the Killer Rabbit has put out a hit on him...
@AnneTheWriter1 If only someone could easy me these questions three… 
Well, they would have to know the approximate flying velocity of an unladen Sparrow-- both European and African, to be prepared for either option.