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Uncle Duke

who lives in a pineapple on aisle 3?

@UncleDuke1969 I would definitely pick a pineapple from the bottom row

@UncleDuke1969 it's a critterball of pineapples!

@UncleDuke1969 or as it is know to mathematicians, the ananananas or an⁴as.

@UncleDuke1969 It's pineapples all the way down!

@UncleDuke1969 One day, I will punch a big pile of toilet paper. It's one of my dreams.