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Uncle Duke

“Can I help you?”

“Please communicate my desire to open a dialogue with the ownership of this establishment regarding the possible procurement of gainful employment as promulgated by the advertisement affixed to the portal.”

“So, you’re here about the job?”

“Most indubitably.”

@UncleDuke1969 are you related to mr logic from the viz comic??? Please do not respond😶😶

@UncleDuke1969 *me, walking into the interview* I bitch slap an adverb and make participles weep, baby!

@UncleDuke1969 My name is Norman French. I demand more than half of your vocabulary!