This but we use a trebuchet to launch the tribute into the ocean.
@SrRochardBunson Not enough proposals for promoting the general welfare involve a trebuchet.
@SrRochardBunson came here to add another voice for the volcano option. They all get invited to Hawaii. Loser stays as a permanent guest of Pele.
@SrRochardBunson Large donations would be seen as an assassination attempt
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Or we could have a sort of raffle, where the wealthiest are sewn into tow sacks, and beaten to death by the raffle winners. That way, everyone could participate.