It occurs to me that the Tacoma (technically Fife) #TeslaTakedown is across the street from the Brown & Haley outlet store. After the protest I really could buy myself a problematic quantity of slightly irregular Almond Roca for hilariously cheap. Hmm.
Best sign so far:
DORKASS
OVERPAID
GRIFTER
EDGELORD
We also love a simple GUT ELON sign with beautiful red streamers trailing down. Evocative. Relatable.