Regex killed JFK.
Did I Nostradamus my own ass?
In the end, each and every one of us are the dicks that Robocop shot.
Ahem.... [bad stock market take that's immediately proven wrong]
Am I an influencer now?
Build your persona around stupid crap you love; not stupid crap you hate.
I am still convinced the majority of the worlds conflicts can be resolved with an epic break dance competition
Hard day? Remember:
Shooby bop
Shooby bop
Shooby doo
Shooby bop-bop-bop
Boppa doo
Yeah I'm from the streets. What, you think taco bell would sell these street chalupas to just anyone???
*makes evil GOP & Democrat accounts to simply tell people they're wrong about politics, no matter which side they're on*
(Oh, wait... My dumb joke is basically the troll farms that have shaped the Internet for the last 10 years or so.)
Little Caesars makes good pizza.
I will no longer stand for Little Caesars slander.
Remember the beginning of Game of Thrones when everyone thought direwolves were extinct, and then all of a sudden there were direwolves?
While playing Age of Empires 2, I always pronounced trebuchet as "tree bucket".
I still do it. And you can't stop me.
Next phase is adding preliminary bluesky support so it may be a long release cycle.
Huh. #Switch2 is keeping the same non-hall-effect thumbsticks.
“Ever start writing documentation for users but then just give up?”
Everything is falling into place, exactly as planned.... First, I turn the public against them. Then I seize power!