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Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

Mark Gellis 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 🌈

@beecycling

Or, as the Boomer says...

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