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God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad.
@JoParkerBear @godpod care to weigh in? 
@JoParkerBear Yeah, I'm pretty screwed as far as that goes.
@Eclipse13 many of us are
@JoParkerBear there’s no such thing as god, but if there were and he got angry, he should feel free to shower down piles of cash on me. That’ll show me for being poor and wretched.
Otherwise, he can just fuck off.
@JoParkerBear that’s the spirit!
@JoParkerBear I guffawed!
@JoParkerBear God cares a lot about zip codes, apparently.
@AdaraAstin I heard that!
@JoParkerBear Also, if you don't have the right color of the outermost mm of your body.