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Andre Louis

I didn't know that cars could fart-on-demand. Today I proved to my son Jake that I'm still a very big kid at heart, but I have absolutely 0 shame.
Warning: Do not drink and drive. Especially do not drink and listen to this at the same time.

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@jscholes I literally have no idea. It was in a Tesla show room in Westfield Shepherd's Bush.

@FreakyFwoof I absolutely did not want to find this funny, but I lost that game. Initially they had a mode to replace the standard accessible alert tone it made while traveling with a fart sound, but US regulators advised them that would not be exceptable.

@tjolsen Well, too bad, ya did. Mahahaha! I'm 40 and I did. Sue me.

@FreakyFwoof I'm legit cryin' over here from laughing so hard. Why does it do that? Oh I'm gonna lose a lung from laughing so hard.

@Lino_JR Nobody's. It's in a show room in London. Haha

@Tarrenvane @FreakyFwoof @TheZooLady @cookiejarradio Sitting right here on my couch, thankfully. lol! Paul has yet to hear it. He needs to hurry up! lol!

@pianomarian @FreakyFwoof @TheZooLady @cookiejarradio ROFL I know, right? Luckily I'm just sitting here in the dining room.

@pianomarian @FreakyFwoof @TheZooLady @cookiejarradio drive past someone walking down the road with your windows down, and let one rip from the car. lol. sorry just the kid in me.

@FreakyFwoof @pianomarian @TheZooLady @cookiejarradio yes you do! me if I had working eyeballs! hehehehehehehehe! seriously though, I know several people that would do that too.

@FreakyFwoof ok, I really wanted to hear this, but it doens't show there is an attachment in tweesecake, but if I press alt+win+enter, it lets me try to play it from the web site, but it says unable to play video. what gives here. this makes no sense. I have even restarted tweesecake to see if that would gix the issue, but nope. still the same issues.

@JamminJerry Try pulling the conversation. My instance does this stupidity sometimes, still don't know why. My admin doesn't know either.

@FreakyFwoof yep. that fixes it. I see the attachment now. thanks for that info. will remember this for future posts.

@JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof The digital equivalent of pulling your finger, eh?

@FreakyFwoof I am unashamed to say that I did know about this feature. Haha. Teslas also have a few well-known games built in, apparently. Not accessible ones, but yeah, you can play Cup Head in your Tesla for... some reason. Also, not to get too deep, but man oh man, we've known each other for a long time. It just hit me because I remember you posting clips of Jake when he sounded like, ya know, a little kid. He does not any longer. Haha.

@superblindman He sounds bigger than I am. And he's almost as tall as me, so yeah. WE have indeed known each other for loooooooooooongness. Hahaha. 32!

@FreakyFwoof Yeah, he actually does sound bigger than you. Hahahaha. It's cool to hear though.

@superblindman @FreakyFwoof I believe it also has a built in music editor. I almost called it a DAW but it’s not really. More like just a sequencer.

@talon @superblindman It does. Ben Jordon demoed it on his channel.

@talon @FreakyFwoof Well that's neat. Man they just toss everything in there. Haha.

@FreakyFwoof OMG my memory of Jake is him as a little kid...and OMG this is hilarious! Y'all are making me cry too! LOL

@FreakyFwoof ok, that was just great! that was awesome as hell! yes I am a kid at heart, but who cares!

@JamminJerry I needed that today. Absolutely made my day that much better haha

@FreakyFwoof where do the fart sounds come from? the radio speakers or are there seprate speakers for something like that?

@JamminJerry I think it was from the speakers in the car itself, though I'm not 100% sure.

@FreakyFwoof so it might turn down your music to fart, and then turn your music back up. lol! excuse me, I need you to hear this. smile.

@JamminJerry Jake said that you can make it sound like it's coming from a specific seat in the car as well, because why not?

@FreakyFwoof ok, now that would bring out the kid in me for sure. rap, excuse you bob! lol!

@FreakyFwoof you know what is strange? when I boosted your post, the attachment works on my boosted copy of your post.

@JamminJerry Yes, that's why sometimes I post something then I boost it immediately because the thing shows up properly then.

@munchkinbear @FreakyFwoof well, now we know communicating VMS did on as possible from the afterlife. Lol

@FreakyFwoof I listened to that file, and you had me laughing!

@FreakyFwoof Haha I’ll be playing that to my son later, he’ll find that hilarious!

@sarahmatthews Oh I hope so. Brightened my day for sure.

@FreakyFwoof I want to sneak into a showroom and replace that noise with the squeezy chicken thing.

@FreakyFwoof oh my gosh! Jake has grown so much! I can hear hints of your voice in his, but also some hints of your mom‘s voice too. And you guys are laughing equally hard at the farts, I love it!

@FreakyFwoof @munchkinbear Lmao! This is hilarious! Clearly I’m six. I also feel old. I remember when he was born. Damn it. How old is he now? 13 or 14?

@amy0223 @munchkinbear Yep, he's 14 now. 15 this year. No idea where the time went.

@FreakyFwoof @amy0223 @munchkinbear Ah, very nice. In the US, he'd be starting High School.

@FreakyFwoof @munchkinbear Holy wow! Jeez! Time has gone by so fast!

@FreakyFwoof I am 42 going on six, because I also found this hilarious!

@FreakyFwoof Love it! Sounds like the most sensible thing Elon has created 🤣