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Don't work harder or smarter.
Work darker.
Use your knowledge of black magic to call upon the old gods.
Turn all CEOs into newts & ferns.
Cover all office buildings in moss & wildflowers and let the raccoons have them.
You deserve a rest.
I want to do this!
@Edmonds_Scanner - 9 to 5 but with spells
@Edmonds_Scanner you know what, I DO deserve a rest 
@Edmonds_Scanner Would absolutely love to turn my CEO into a fern, and place said fern in my greenhouse next to the others.
"Oh look how the tables have gyrated, sir. Your turn to spend your life watched by me."
@Edmonds_Scanner 3̣̖̠̮̹̱̥͎͔̮̭̤̆͐̐̀͂̽̃͊͛̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͘̚̚̚̚̚̚͜͟͠҉̷̹͙̾̚̚̚̚̚̚͜ ̶̷̴̸̧̗̜̻̹͉̮̻̻̠́̉͊̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚w̶͇̞̲̝̦̟͇̜͗̈̒̒̐̈́͆̓̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͜͟ò̡͈͍̮͙̫̪͓̭̮̅ͨͧ͑̎͊ͫ̊ͥ̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͘̚͟r̷̢̡̹̥͚͇͙ͯ͂̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͟k̺̫͈ͧͫ̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͞͏̚ ̛͎͇̹ͥ̒̍͆̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚d̼̙ͨ̌̚̚̚̚̚ą̘̬̮̼ͨͥ̓ͬͧ̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚r̓̚̚k̴̸̛̹̰͕̙̹͕̦̳ͥͨ̈͐̀̉̉̓̈̅̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͢͟͞ͅe͎̩̩̚̚̚̚r̡͇͚̝̬̮͌̎̽ͧ̀͌̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͡҈̨̼̖ͬ̾̓́̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͢ͅ
@Edmonds_Scanner if CEOs want to be loved, they will let themselves be turned into newts & ferns
don’t fall for this, @newt wrote this so he can become ce os of half of the firms and force covfefe on everyone
